my coworker just dropped off a printout at my desk.she used to be a repuke

[StopTheMorans]

but i think she's seen the light (lately she's been watching a bunch of C-Span and talking about how the war doesn't make any sense). check out what she printed out for me; i think we have another convert!

The President was sitting in the Oval Office on a recent morning, when an aide from the War Dept. came in to give him his daily briefing on the Iraq war.
"Mr. President", said the aide, "I regret to inform you that there has been another suicide bombing in Iraq today. Four Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"WHAT?", gasped the President. "That's terrible. That's HORRIBLE!"
By now, his face was in his hands and he was sobbing uncontrollably.
"Dear Lord!", he cried. "Dear Lord, what have I done? WHAT HAVE I DONE?"
After a few moments, he regained his composure, and raised his head, asking the War Dept. aide, "Say, how many is a brazillion? Is that more than a million?"

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. Thats it... I'm sending out the hitmen

You had your chance.

[StopTheMorans]

2. you wouldn't do that in a brazillion years!

:hide:

[BigMcLargehuge]

3. already sent...

expect someone dressed as, possibly, a Domino's Pizza guy, or Jehovas Witnesses, or possibly Jehova's Witnesses carrying Domino's Pizza... to show up and exact revenge.

[StopTheMorans]

4. .

:cry: it was only the 2nd time i ever posted this joke, i swear!

[BigMcLargehuge]

5. they will have literature for you, and probably pizza...

and bullets, brazillions of bullets.

[Gormy Cuss]

6. How about an old solution..

Land Shark!

[StopTheMorans]

7. i've seen plenty of land sharks in my time

:scared:

[LynneSin]

20. Biggie - you're a moderator, just zap the thread and STM

Life goes on!

[StopTheMorans]

24. *crickets*

[LynneSin]

25. He's thinking about it - it's the damn brazillian joke

:eyes:

[StopTheMorans]

26. i'm still here. looks like, around here, with your opinion, and 5 bucks

you could probably buy yourself a beer :eyes:

[kick-ass-bob]

8. I can see I don't need to kick what I was going to kick.

:thumbsup:

[StopTheMorans]

13. nah, figured you were too busy

:thumbsup:

[kick-ass-bob]

14. I was. Thanks. You're the best.

:D

[MsAnthropy]

9. Isn't this part of the Geneva Convention

MakeitstopMakeitstopMakeitstopMakeitstop

[RevCheesehead]

10. Yeah - the part Darth Dickie wants to keep.

Be very afraid. :scared:

[GirlinContempt]

11. .

:rofl:
You're awful

[kick-ass-bob]

12. kick and rec.

:thumbsup:

[progmom]

15. brilliant

when you rule the world, can i say i knew you when?

[StopTheMorans]

17. of course, i encourage name-dropping

:thumbsup:

[no name no slogan]

16. I need a double

[Zuni]

18. ....

:rofl:

That was a good joke. why is everyone so mad? :shrug:

I don't think it is that offensive to brazilian people

[dr.strangelove]

19. I like that joke the first few time I heard it

However, the last 500 times it has been posted here and e-mailed to me have killed it for me. Let it die.

[Midlodemocrat]

21. StM, you are SOOOOO funny. I

love that joke. What a hoot!!!! You are the best!!!!!!!

[StopTheMorans]

22. aww, thanks Midlo, you're too kind

:blush:

[Dangerously Amused]

23. I have to hurt you now.