Top ten signs that you are in Hell....

[icymist]

10) Your lover keeps referring you to the 'smoky parts'.
9) The experience makes you realize that you didn't drop the acid.
8) Which part of 'Pray to your god' didn't you get?
7) Yeah, yeah the lights are cool, but pay attention to the guy with the guitar.
6) Struggling only makes you more bound.
5) Has to be the one hundredth time of listening to 'The Chain Gang'!
4) Understanding that GW Bush is president!
3) Seeing that nobody will understand why contesting Diebold voting machines will make a difference.
2) Never questioning the authority of the corporation to rule.
1) Seeing that genuine traitors to your country never get prosecuted!