Can we all pray for a meteorite to hit Pat Robertson?

[Ian David]

If we all pray hard enough, can we try to make Pat Robertson the first person in known history to be killed by a meteorite?

We have to be specific.

Not a bullet.

Not a bus.

Not a bolt of lightning.

Not a heart attack, stroke, or a slip in the bathroom.

Not a piece of space junk or a chunk of the Space Station.

Pray for a genuine, 100% natural, piece of rock left-over from the creation of the Solar System to fall out of the sky and flatten him.

Praying that he "die" or "be killed" would be both morally wrong and statistically ambiguous for several reasons. If our prayers are answered, it would go a long way toward proving that Gawd exists, he hears our prayers, and he hates Pat Robertson as much as we do.

So, this is it: Every night before bed, we should all pray specifically that Gawd strike Pat Robertson dead with a meteorite.


There is no documented record of a human being killed by a meteorite, but in recent years meteorites have crashed into bedrooms in Alabama, dining rooms in Connecticut, and a car in New York (more info).
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Dear Gawd, please strike Pat Robertson dead with a meteorite. Amen.

Pray hard!

[ashling]

1. That pic looks like

he just got hit by a meteorite

[NNadir]

2. Actually I think he's taking a shit.

I don't want anything to happen to Pat. He's entertaining as hell. He helps draw out exactly what the Repukes are. He's priceless.

[ashling]

3. Maybe he's shitting meteorites

left over from the Creation

[lonnniedem]

4. yes ..thankyou

[SoCalDem]

5. Lightning is good..

[DanCa]

6. Seems like a good waste of a metorite and too much collatorate damage

Hmm does one have to use his heart to have a heart attack?

[Jamastiene]

7. Heehee, believe me, if it worked, it would have already happened.

I've been praying for anything to fall down out of the sky and his his ass. Even a turd from an airplane would be nice at this point.

[KitchenWitch]

8. good idea, if three more would not pop up in his place...

[NMMNG]

9. Nah

If one is not a believer, they do not pray. If they are a believer, theoretically they would not consider praying for something like that. Furthermore, if there really were a God He would have smote Robertson already, considering how foul he is, and all of the shit he's done using God's name.