Well, I know what I WON'T be getting for Christmas

[underpants]

[Shell Beau]

1. Why oh why do you do this to yourself?

:o

[underpants]

5. CIGARETTE-SAFE KID!

America's first President, George Washington, grew cigarettes in the fields behind of his house "Mount Vernon." Liberal Communists point to "historical evidence" that he also grew other, now-illegal plants that people on food stamps like to smoke. People who say that are liars and deserve to die.

- Girls who have mastered the art of the "French Inhale" by the age of 11 are 65% more likely to have at least 2 pretty babies before high school is over and not bother having to go to college and pay good money to listen to diseased liberal intellectuals spout treasonous verbal diarrhea.

http://whitehouse.org/kids/tobacco.asp

Bedtime Smoking Smarts! After bedtime prayers, nothing relaxes like a cool drag from a hot Winston (brand) cigarette. If you must smoke in bed, make sure that all your bedding (sheets, blankets, etc.) is free from inexpensive synthetic fibers, which can catch fire and result in damage to your parents' valuable material possessions!

[Shell Beau]

6. OMG!

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

2. Shit!!!

*hunts for reciept*

x(

[Clintmax]

3. Cigarette commericals and print ads were something in the 50's.

Thanks for posting it! Get someone a carton of smokes for Christmas...how personal. :rofl:

[Call Me Wesley]

4. I definitely

won't get that hairstyle! :scared:

Otherwise I just love old ads, and this one's especially funny.