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[WCGreen]

<<CAPITAL ONE WANT'S TO GIVE ME CREDIT>>

OMG, I can get up to 12,000 in credit cause I am such a low risk....

I'd have to be, I'm pre-approved!!!!!

[underpants]

1. Mmmm NO. NO NO NO

NO NO NO NO NO NO

[WCGreen]

3. But think of all the fun vactions I could have with 12k just

burnin' a hole in my pocket....

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Oooh, do it and make me an authorized user.

Thanks. 'preciate it.

[WCGreen]

4. You got it...

Maybe if we work together we can get 25K in credit...

[Midlodemocrat]

6. Yippeee!!!!! I can smell the sea air now.

[Corgigal]

5. Quick

get the money and travel to Vegas. YOU could win a million, if not more. Then we can all celebrate on the DU ocean cruise you are providing for us.

[WCGreen]

8. No Problem....

It would only cost me $38.75 a month in payments...

[Corgigal]

9. ah no

You win the million in Vegas, Vegas baby, and pay it back quickly.
Just make sure you win. That shouldn't be too hard.

[WCGreen]

10. This guy on the net is willing to show me how to win in Vegas...

Only $700.00....

I wonder if he takes Capital One Cards....

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. Oh, they do?

Uh huh....sure they do....at what sort of interest? Hmmm???

Sounds good......too bad!

YOu know about the devil being in the details!


:evilgrin:

[WCGreen]

11. Details Smetails... We're talkin' $12k here, now peggy....

[CaliforniaPeggy]

15. Well, you are the ACCOUNTANT , my dear Chris!

You know better than I do about these things!

$12K......hm.......I'd like to get in on this too.....I could use that!

:evilgrin:

[WCGreen]

18. Call David Spade on his credit card number.....

they are on TV ALL the time...

But I am so special, they contacted me....

[CaliforniaPeggy]

19. ROFLMAO!

If I get any more in debt, my husband will throw me out......

I'm still paying for my trip to NoCal.....sigh.......

And Christmas is coming.....more sighs........

:cry:

[Telly Savalas]

51. Geez, Peggy. I'm sure they'll let him keep at least one of his kidneys.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

52. Maybe they will let him keep at least one of HIS kidneys......

But what about MINE? They might just decide that this delinquent girl needs to lose one too.......:scared:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

12. Think of the huns! You must decline!

[WCGreen]

13. But I don't want them serving Ice Cream any more...

[In_The_Wind]

14. Join the club ...

They gave me credit ...

[WCGreen]

16. Well, they keep ASKING me to join the credit club....

[wildhorses]

17. and YOU know that is ONE club

that you WANT to be a member....
just think of it
ALL that MONEY

[In_The_Wind]

20. So ....

Maybe they really want you.

[WCGreen]

34. Some one wants me.....

[In_The_Wind]

35. ...

You Got That One Right ...

[WCGreen]

42. Awwww

[In_The_Wind]

44. Please ...

Tell Mrs. Green that I enjoyed our lunch today and give her another :hug: from me ...

[WCGreen]

45. People will talk....

[In_The_Wind]

47. They already do ...

so let's give 'em something to talk about ...

[sendero]

21. Capitol One sucks...

... they declined to offer my incredible wife a job.

Their loss, she is busy solving monumental problems for another company now.

SUCKERS!

[TheGunslinger]

22. They gave you an extra apostrophe, too

;)

[WCGreen]

23. You can never have enogh apostrophe's....

I alway's say....

[TheGunslinger]

24. Too many commas, though, can turn pandas into murderous beasts

;)

I recently read Eats, Shoots & Leaves

[WCGreen]

28. You would think, after seven years of college....

That I would know when and where to put an '

[TheGunslinger]

31. he he...

I'm just funnin' ya. ;)

[WCGreen]

36. Somebody has too......

[graywarrior]

25. What's in YOUR wallet?

[WCGreen]

26. Condoms

[graywarrior]

27. Figures.

[WCGreen]

29. Only when I get two of them in there

And they form a figure eight....

[graywarrior]

30. Ba da bump

[CaliforniaPeggy]

32. REALLY!

:spray: :wow:


Naaahhh..I don't believe it.........:evilgrin:

[WCGreen]

33. Well, au natural is dangerous these days....

[CaliforniaPeggy]

37. True......

Hmmm...

Check your PM if you would, please.....

[WCGreen]

46. Is that where the condoms are hiding....

[CaliforniaPeggy]

49. ROFLMAO!

You'll just have to go and see, now won't you?

I'm waiting..........

[In_The_Wind]

38. It's scary out there ...

Better safe ...

than sorry ...

[LaraMN]

39. Credit for what?

Being "ultra cool" or "sweet as pie?" For parallel parking well, or for having a well groomed coif?

[WCGreen]

40. Well, since I just got my semi annual hair cut today.....

[NMMNG]

41. Want to hear something even funnier?

The DJ of a local radio station received from Capital One a pre-approved offer for his daughter. A Platinum Visa, $10,000 limit and all she need do is sign the offer and return it. She's 5 months old next week!!!

[WCGreen]

43. Five month old babies need things too.....

Have you been to Gap for kids lately....

Honestly.....

[NMMNG]

48. Hell, you could easily blow 10K there

:rofl:

[WCGreen]

50. Gap for kids.....

Expanding the Gap between those that have...

And those that have not....