So I did a George Bush-esque drunken face plant last night

[Reverend_Smitty]

So my roommate and I go out to the bar last night after a bit of pre-gaming (I didn't want to spend too much last night) but when we got there I promptly found out it was dollar beer night! (woo hoo) After about 8 or 9 dollar beers it was closing time. We all stumble out of the bar and someone in the group decided that we needed to go to Wawa for some drunk snacks. We are almost at the store when my roommate starts running and I stupidly start chasing after her and didn't see the curb and I fell face first into a bush. Well next thing I know people are helping me up and handing me napkins to wipe up the blood. My glasses cut the bridge of my nose and I have some decent scrapes on the left side of my face, oh yeah there's also a huge scratch in my glasses (I needed a new pair anyway). Funny part is, I do stupid stuff like this completely sober...its just when you are drunk, you get made fun of for a lot longer.

I look like I've been in a fight, now I have to figure out what friends and family members I can tell the truth to and who I have to give an alternate story to.

Feel free to share some drunk stories to make me feel better about my own stupidity.

[WilliamPitt]

1. My friend Eric

was hanging out on his last night before college graduation, getting abysmally wasted with friends and playing truth or dare. One of the folks dared him to run around the dorm hall - it was a square - buck-naked and singing "Do Wa Ditty."

He does it. Goes running past the dorm room where the party is, bare-assed and singing. Does a neat little leap past the dorm room door...and connected his forehead with the top of the hallway door frame. Cut himself to the bone. Went to graduation the next day hung over like a dog, ten stitches in his head, and a huge bandage wrap sitting underneath his mortarboard.

I still wet myself when he tells the story. The graduation pics are priceless.

[Reverend_Smitty]

2. that is a pretty good story

fortunately no stitches were required in my case but a less drunk friend did come back to my apartment to steri-strip me...I'm afraid to see what is under the bandage

[WilliamPitt]

3. Meh. It's just a flesh wound.

That's what you get for going to a store called Wawa. ;)

[Reverend_Smitty]

4. hey its the ultimate Philadelphia area after hours convenience store

worst part of all I really wanted a soft pretzel and I never actually made it into the store :P

[WilliamPitt]

5. I know

I ran into them down on the Jersey shore about a million years ago.

"Wawa?" I said. "Wawa?"

Then I remembered that half my family is from Alabama and shops at a place called Piggly-Wiggly, and promptly shut my mouth.

[RubyDuby in GA]

7. I had a friend once whose mom shot up the local Piggly-Wiggly by accident

She always carried one of those stupid little pearl handled mini pistols in her purse. She was carrying a clutch bag that day and went to sit it down on the counter, but it slipped out of her hands and hit the ground. The gun went off and shot two holes in the ceiling.

Man, she never lived that down in that small town!

[RubyDuby in GA]

6. While holding a box of pizza

I chased the pizza man down the street because he gave us the wrong pizza and I fell in a ditch. Amazingly enough, the pizza was unscathed (no slippage). But I got my damn pizza! You don't deprive drunk college students of their food.


Oh, and then there was the time that I passed out in the trunk of my car......we'll just save that for another day.

[Reverend_Smitty]

8. its amazing what lengths we will go to in order to get a pizza

lol

[SeattleGirl]

9. Passed out in the trunk of your car???

Miss RubyDuby, you will NOT get by with not telling us THAT one! :P