Song Parody - Don't Fear the Freepers (crossposted from GD)

[KnaveRupe]

Originally posted in GD, http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x5300958
but crossposted here because someone said you lounge lizards would enjoy it.

So, Enjoy.

Or, not.

;)
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Lemme know what you guys think - it might need a little more cowbell.

Don't Fear The Freepers - KnaveRupe

All the polls are wrong
Bush is number one
No one should fear the Freepers
Just because we’re completely insane...you can be like we are
Come on Morans!...don't fear the Freepers
You will feel no pain...don't fear the Freepers
Have some kool-aid now...don't fear the Freepers
We’ll dissolve your brain...

Right wing radios…
Fox News TV shows…
Limbaugh and Hannity
Spewing talking points for you and me...Savage and O’Reilly
”Joe Wilson outs his wife everyday”...Like Coulter and Malkin say
”Cindy Sheehan hates the jews everyday”...Redefine reality
Another 40,000 members everyday...you can be like we are
Come on Morans!...don't fear the Freepers
Come get righteously pissed...don't fear the Freepers
We’re supporting the war...don't fear the Freepers
But we’ll never enlist...

All we say is true!
OMG…THIS IS HUGH!!1!
We know the cause of everything
that now seems to be going wrong!
And the budget deficit was Clinton’s fault
Nine-eleven was Clinton’s fault
New Orleans flooding was Clinton’s fault...So now don’t be afraid
Come on Morans!...And then Jesus will come
And you’ll run to him...then go up in the sky
We’ll get raptured and we won’t have to die...you will become like we are
We’re the conservative borg...you will become like we are
Come on Morans!...don't fear the Freepers

[KitchenWitch]

1. bookmarked!

:kick:

[usedtobesick]

2. Most excellent! Bookmaked as well...

[Crazy Guggenheim]

3. MORE COWBELL!!

[XemaSab]

6. When you're sitting in church going

"This service needs more cowbell"

THAT'S when you know...

[El Fuego]

4. BRAVO!!

[NMMNG]

5. Ramen!

Amazing!

[grannylib]

7. ROTFLMAO, hee hee HEE, this is great!

[Shyriath]

8. Muhahaha!

This just made my day.
:applause

[sakabatou]

9. This is to the tune of... what?

[KnaveRupe]

11. "Don't Fear the Reaper" - Blue Oyster Cult. n/t

[Robeson]

10. F-ing Brilliant!!!.....

....:bounce: :bounce: :yourock:

[Richardo]

12. .

:cry:

[dogfacedboy]

13. Absolutely Brilliant !!!!

(Don't Fear) The Reaper is among my top 10 favorite songs. This is absolutely brilliant!

[dogfacedboy]

14. I just got done playing guitar to this and singing it!

You nailed it !!!!!!! Excellent !!!!!!!!

[El Fuego]

15. .

[Dangerously Amused]

16. Bee-you-tee-ful! Well done! Many thanks!

[brentspeak]

17. More cowbell!

This song is nothing without more cowbell!

[bullwinkle428]

18. Damn you! I saw the thread title and immediately thought to

jump in with the first "cowbell" comment, but you beat me to it!:evilgrin: