It's just a jump, to the left

[flvegan]

See, even Rocky Horror is a librul...

The Time Warp
Riff Raff

It's astounding
Time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely
Magenta

Not for very much longer
Riff Raff

I've got to keep control
I remember doing the Time Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me
Riff and Magenta

And the void would be calling
Chorus

Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
Criminologist

It's just a jump to the left
Chorus

And then a step to the right
Criminologist

With your hands on your hips
Chorus

You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
Magenta

It's so dreamy
Oh, fantasy free me
So you can't see me
No, not at all
In another dimension
With voyeuristic intention
Well secluded, I see all
Riff Raff

With a bit of a mind flip
Magenta

You're into the time slip
Riff Raff

And nothing can ever be the same
Magenta

You're spaced out on sensation
Riff Raff

Like you're under sedation
Chorus

Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
Columbia

Well I was walking down the street
Just a having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pick up truck and the devil's eyes
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again
Chorus

Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
Criminologist

It's just a jump to the left
Chorus

And then a step to the right
Criminologist

With your hands on your hips
Chorus

You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again

[grannylib]

1. The criminologist standing on his desk with his hands on his hips

doin' the Time Warp is about the funniest 3 seconds on film; I nearly piss myself every time I see that *lol*

[southlandshari]

2. Hooray!!!

Thanks for the memories!!!



:D

[flvegan]

5. I'm shocked, amused and ashamed to say that

between Boston and Tampa, I've seen TRHPS over 300 times.

Sex, drugs, rock 'n roll! Rocky Horror Picture Show!

[southlandshari]

9. Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me....

Hey - I was just singing a song from the movie that was an icon of my youth - honest!!

:P

[flvegan]

12. You want to be dirty?

Thrill you, chill you, fulfill you?

I'm a creature of the night.

BTW...

If anything grows,
While I pose
You'll want to oil me up
And rub me down, down, down

[southlandshari]

15. A mental mind fuck can be nice.

:P

[flvegan]

19. Condoms not required?

Your apple pie don't taste too nice.

THAT, of course, is from the movie...

[southlandshari]

21. Pie?

THAT, of course, is NOT from the movie...


:evilgrin:

[flvegan]

24. You and your pie.

Though...I must say...you have very appealing pie.

I'm going NOWHERE with this. I absolutely will NOT elaborate on my eating of your pie.

Nope.

[southlandshari]

27. .....

[Heidi]

28. *swoon*

Tim Currey is delicious. Like pie.

[southlandshari]

29. All my pie

belongs to you.

:loveya:

[flvegan]

31. Can I get a video of that?

Hello? Is this thing on?

[Heidi]

33. .

:evilgrin:

[flvegan]

34. That is SO a "yes" wooooooo ha!!!!!!

[Heidi]

35. That is SO a "nobody's takin' you up on that offer, sailor."

:rofl:

:hi: flvegan. How's one of my favorite states tonight? I lovelovelove Florida. :thumbsup:

[flvegan]

37. It'd be better

if I didn't get the "nobody's takin' you up on that offer, sailor."

Sailor? Wow. Gather 10 of me around, and you'd have seamen then.

*giggle*

[Heidi]

39. Bad boy.

[flvegan]

40. I'm hearing an eerie silence

when I ask who's complaining.

Of course, they don't have giant ass-smacking hands like your post shows that you do.

[Heidi]

41. flvegan,

you rapidly are becoming one of my favorites. ;)

:hi:

[flvegan]

42. Oh...well...

how do I speed up the process to becoming your ABSOLUTE favorite?

I'm not above begging...

Yay!!!!!!!!!!

[Heidi]

43. Ah, but grasshopper, there are no absolutes.

And even if there were, revealing them would spoil the mystery. ;)

[southlandshari]

47. You'll never be her favorite

You cannot compete with

[southlandshari]

36. In your dreams, Brad!

[flvegan]

38. !!!

:)

[LeftyMom]

3. Oh I'm reminiscing now

How long has it been since I got devirginized in front of a crowd at the midnight showing of Rocky Horror?

[flvegan]

4. We need more audience par-tici-pa-tion...

C'mon...pelvic thrusting in The Lounge? It's not even a sex thread!

[southlandshari]

13. I see you shiver in antici... pation.

So come up to the lab and see what's on the slab.

:evilgrin:

[flvegan]

14. You do, of course know what the

um, audience response is in that very quote, right?

[southlandshari]

17. No bodily function threads, please.

:rofl:

[flvegan]

18. Aha...

I DO like a woman who's UP on her RHPS.

However, the answer could have been twofold...

"So come up to the lab"
(Audience) "And fuck me on the slab."

or
"So come up to the lab"
(Audience) "I don't care where you come, so long as you clean it up."

or

"I can't come that far!"

NOT a sex thread, per the rules.

[southlandshari]

22. A gift for you....

A REAL trip down memory lane, old man! ;)

[flvegan]

23. Old man?

Maybe the rain...isn't really to blame...

Classic.

Tim Curry for President!!!!!

[southlandshari]

25. I'm older.

But not past my prime yet! :evilgrin:

[flvegan]

26. It only leads to trouble, and...

seat wetting.

[southlandshari]

30. You and your bodily functions!

:spank:

[flvegan]

32. Nature rules.

If I can help in any way cause "seat wetting" then good for me...

Janet...

[khashka]

44. Spit it out!

Been there done that.... with the right audience participation it can get a little bit icky. Really want some stranger's saliva running down the back of your neck?

Khash.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

6. this thread is gonna make me go in-sa-yayaya-ne

Lets do the thread warp again

:P

[flvegan]

8. That. Was. Beautiful.

MAHNY, you complete me.

Thread warp...perfect!

Psst...castles don't have phones. Just an fyi, you know, in case.

[southlandshari]

11. ROFL - the thread warp!!

:rofl:

I will always hear those words when I hear that song now!

:D

[WCGreen]

7. I did go twice....

But I have no memory at all....

And watching the show on VH-1 after swearing of liquor and drugs kinda takes the fun out of it...

[flvegan]

10. The movie itself

is like, camp, cubed. To watch the movie on DVD without the experience of a live deal, would cause one to wish death upon the purveyors of same.

Is it live or am I snockered? Really.

[WCGreen]

16. I know. But somehow I feel I missed something/..

[flvegan]

20. You are.

The live dealio is worth it. Especially with a live cast.

Great show.

[khashka]

45. You did....

Try it sober - it's a fucking blast. Although Richard O'Brien rewrote it for the comeback on stage in London so none of the cues were there anymore. But the original movie with a live cast and everybody participating... amazing fun. But dress for it....

Khash.

[DanCa]

46. Whatever happened to Saturday night ?(nt)