I wish I had my camera at the time...
3 bumper stickers.
One said "Australia" with the picture of the Aussie flag and a kangaroo because these wouldn't be enough for an American to deduce the country in question.
The next said "Smart women vote." That's cool, we gots us a liberal Aussie here!
The third said "W '04" and it was shaped like an interstate highway sign. At this point I groaned in sheer pain and said to myself "Hmmm. She isn't so smart after all and she came from a penal colony, so what's to be expected?!"
I also caught the eye of a bloke walking toward his car from the store who became interested in what I was looking at...

Rate how smart that chick must surely be, from 0 to 5. 5 being smartest, 0 being dumbest.
('0' as a choice on its own won't work

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| Poll result (1 votes) |
| Zero (0) | (1 votes, 100%) | Vote |
| Zero (0) | (0 votes, 0%) | Vote |
| Zero (0) | (0 votes, 0%) | Vote |
| Zero (0) | (0 votes, 0%) | Vote |
| Zero (0) | (0 votes, 0%) | Vote |
| Zero (0) | (0 votes, 0%) | Vote |
| Zero (0) | (0 votes, 0%) | Vote |
| Zero (0) | (0 votes, 0%) | Vote |
| One (1) | (0 votes, 0%) | Vote |
| More than One (1) (you've got some explaining to do) | (0 votes, 0%) | Vote |