Favorite lines from "Pulp Fiction".

[maveric]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110912/quotes

The Wolf: Jimmie, lead the way. Boys, get to work

Vincent: A please would be nice.

The Wolf: What?

Vincent: I said a please would be nice.

The Wolf: Get it straight, gentlemen: I'm not here to say please, I'm here to tell you what to do. And if self-preservation is an instinct that you possess, you'd better do it and do it quick. If my help's not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen.

Jules: No, Mr. Wolf, it ain't like that...

Vincent: I don't mean any disrespect, I just don't like people barking orders at me.

The Wolf: If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor here. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. So, pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking car.

Sam Jackson should have won an Oscar for his role as Jules.
And even though his screen time was about 14 minutes, Harvey Keitel as The Wolf should have also got some consideration.

[Shell Beau]

1. Mine

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?

Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

[BigMcLargehuge]

3. My name's Paul, and this shit's between y'all...

[DS1]

2. The End

:-)

[Beaverhausen]

8. I didn't even get that far

Why does everyone worship this piece of crap?

[LuCifer]

13. I know right

nt

[DS1]

17. I traded my copy for Blade 2

Which is rather telling

[HughBeaumont]

31. Search me.

I only thought it was OK when I first saw it. Even then, I thought it dragged in a lot of parts.

Now it's like a smelly bulldog that's long since worn out his welcome. The dialogue sounds like a 12 year old who just discovered "fuck" and uses it every 3 seconds. Not edgy, just incredibly annoying, especially the diner scene.

[Call Me Wesley]

4. Here goes:

Jules: If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.

[EstimatedProphet]

5. I am definately going to Amsterdam

After a discussion about Amsterdam coffeehouses.

[billyskank]

6. Among others, I like

Vince: "I'm a race car, and I'm in the red. I'm just saying it's dangerous to drive a race car in the red. It might blow."

Jules: "Oh, you might blow?"

Vince: "Yeah."

Jules: "Well I'm a mushroom cloud-laying mother fucker, mother fucker!"

[matcom]

7. never saw it

never wanted to :shrug:

[Call Me Wesley]

9. But, do you know ...

... There's Master Windu in it!

[Initech]

10. Nothing beats this piece of dialogue:

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?

Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

[Monkey see Monkey Do]

11. The pork conversation

Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

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I love Honey Bunny's threat - "Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you!" & it bugs me every time that the 2nd time she says "2: "Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every one of you motherfuckers!".

[bridgit]

12. Marsellus: "In the fifth, your ass goes down. Say it."

Butch: "In the fifth, my ass goes down."

[Guava Jelly]

14. butch and marsellas

BUTCH

What now?



MARSELLUS

What now? Well let me tell you

what now. I'm gonna call a couple

pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to

work on homes here with a pair of

pliers and a blow torch.

(to Zed)

Hear me talkin' hillbilly boy?! I

ain't through with you by a damn

sight. I'm gonna git Medieval on

your ass.



BUTCH

I meant what now, between me and

you?



MARSELLUS

Oh, that what now? Well, let me

tell ya what now between me an'

you. There is no me an' you. Not

no more.



BUTCH

So we're cool?



MARSELLUS

Yeah man, we're cool. One thing I

ask -- two things I ask: don't

tell nobody about this. This

shit's between me and you and the

soon-to-be-livin'-the-rest-of-his-

short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain,

Mr. Rapist here. It ain't nobody

else's business. Two: leave town.

Tonight. Right now. And when

you're gone, stay gone. You've

lost your Los Angeles privileges.

Deal?



BUTCH

Deal.



The two men shake hands, then hug one another.



MARSELLUS

Go on now, get your ass outta here.





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[AlCzervik]

15. these ones

Now I want you to go in that bag
and find my wallet.

PUMPKIN
Which one is it?

JULES
It's the one that says Bad
Motherfucker on it.

[arwalden]

16. "Let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here...

...did you see a sign out in front of my house that said 'Dead Nigger Storage'? "

[tjdee]

18. Do they speak English in What?

:)

Love that scene.

Also, "Personality goes a long way".

[Raiden]

19. Marcellus - I'm prepared to scour the Earth for that motherfucker...

If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigga hidin' in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass





Mia's my favorite though....





Oh, Uma!!! :spank: :loveya: :loveya:

[pokerfan]

20. The Gold Watch

CAPT. KOONS (Christopher Walken): Hello, little man. Boy I sure heard a bunch about you. See, I was a good friend of your Daddy's. We were in that Hanoi pit of hell over five years together. Hopefully, you'll never have to experience this yourself, but when two men are in a situation like me and your Daddy were, for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other. If it had been me who had not made it, Major Coolidge would be talkin' right now to my son Jim. But the way it worked out is I'm talkin' to you, Butch. I got somethin' for ya. This watch I got here was first purchased by your great-granddaddy. It was bought during the First World War in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee. It was bought by private Doughboy Ernie Coolidge the day he set sail for Paris. It was your great- granddaddy's war watch, made by the first company to ever make wrist watches. You see, up until then, people just carried pocket watches. Your great-granddaddy wore that watch every day he was in the war. Then when he had done his duty, he went home to your great- grandmother, took the watch off his wrist and put it in an ol' coffee can. And in that can it stayed 'til your grandfather Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it World War Two. Your great-granddaddy gave it to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's. Your granddad was a Marine and he was killed with all the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island. Your granddad was facing death and he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leavin' that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your 22-year old grandfather asked a gunner on an Air Force transport named Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he had never seen in the flesh, his gold watch. Three days later, your grandfather was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his Dad's gold watch. This watch. This watch was on your Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. Now he knew if the gooks ever saw the watch it's be confiscated. The way your Daddy looked at it, that watch was your birthright. And he'd be damned if and slopeheads were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide somethin'. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of disentary, he gave me the watch. I hid with uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

[Mr. Blonde]

24. The best part of that is that its all set up

for later when Butch asks Fabienne, "Do you know what my father went through to get me that watch? I don't have time to go into it but he went through a lot."

And word to the wise, even if your all drunk and one of your friends has an extremely bitch girlfriend, do not, repeat do NOT, ever say "tell that bitch to chill, say bitch be cool." Chances are she will not appreciate your knowledge of Pulp Fiction quotes.

[maveric]

25. Fist time I saw that scene and Chris Walken I laughed before he even spoke

I knew it was going to something good.

[skoppa]

27. I don't know how true this is but,

my friend said that Christopher Walken's monologue was all improve. They told him basically what he needed to say and then he just made it up.

[Skelington]

21. Wolf,

"because you are a charecter,....does not mean you HAVE charecter.."

[Skelington]

22. character, not charecter, sorry my bad.

[BulletproofLandshark]

23. Wolf: You guys look like... What do they look like, Jimmie?

Jimmie: Dorks. They look like a couple of dorks.
Jules: Ha-ha-ha. They're your clothes, motherfucker.

[NMMNG]

26. Jules: "I used the same f*ckin' soap you did...

...and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no god-damn Maxi-Pad".

[Midwest_Doc]

28. Thanks for starting this thread n/t

[maveric]

33. My pleasure. PF is a great film with some classic quotes.

[Skittles]

29. what did The Wolf say in appreciation of his coffee

I just loved that scene! :thumbsup:

[pinniped]

30. Serious gourmet shit!

God damn Jimmy! This some serious gourmet shit! Me and Vincent woulda been satisfied with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, right? And he springs this serious gourmet shit on us.

[Lilith Velkor]

32. I'm a mushroom-cloud layin motherfucker, motherfucker

I'm the Guns of the Navarone, I'm SUPAFLY!

[Parrcrow]

34. Would you give a foot massage to a man?

Vincent to Jules.