10:30 am - my day off - should i get out in the yard to rake leaves or....

[matcom]

get shit-kicking, falling-down, need a diaper, drunk :D



don't let Mrs Matcom see this thread :hide:

[KitchenWitch]

1. Both, rake the damn leaves first

[progmom]

2. first the leaves....

....then the scotch. :hi:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

3. fuck the leaves

get tore up for me :hi:

[texas1928]

4. Rake the leaves into a pile...

then get stinking drunk, and set that pile you raked on fire, and dance around it naked.

[GOPisEvil]

20. My thoughts exactly.

:thumbsup:

[underpants]

5. Use technology to your advantage

if you have one of those mixing things you can attach to your garden hose put gasoline into it. Mix it heavy on the gas. Spray the whole yard. Light a match and sit back with a cocktail and enjoy.

[DS1]

7. fuck that action

just chainsaw the goddamn trees down

[matcom]

8. if i do that, where will the poor squirrels build their nests?

:cry:

[texas1928]

9. A pellet gun.

Problem solved. But be drunk first.

[DS1]

12. underground

where it's warm.

[matcom]

14. you mean the REST won't JOIN the squirrel family in my attic?

:grr:

[underpants]

10. Better yet

flamethrower. Just burn those suckers off the trees. You must be aggressive in situations such as this.

[DS1]

13. Or call in a Napalm Strike on your house

I'll bring a cowboy hat and yellow Air Cav necktie so he can really get into the part

[underpants]

16. That is always fun

Especially when you get to see your house on the local news.

[DS1]

17. yes, one should slather themselves in stuntman burn jelly

and hold a press conference outside while the jets are inbound, nekkid.

[DS1]

18. Well... How about it , Mr. LORD OF HELLFIRE?

Are you gonna do it? Do you have the balls?

[underpants]

19. NO

and stop making me laugh I have to go to the DMV

[MissMillie]

6. rake the leaves

then have a scotch or two

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

11. Pour a drink and call a day laborer

[Devra]

15. do you really need to ask?

Under no circumstances should anyone spend free time raking leaves. Free time is supposed to be enjoyed

[Rabrrrrrr]

21. Rake the leaves with a Martini in hand.

I say start drinking while working.

[miss_kitty]

22. Cram any left over Heath bars into your pockets

and mix you up a pitcher of martinis, or crack open a bottle of premium scotch.