Does God have ADD?

[johnnie]

I'm watching "World's most amazing video" on Spike TV and every person who almost died is saying something like "God was watching out for me that day" or something similar. How come God didn't just have the accident not happen instead of waiting for something bad to happen THEN do something about it?

I'm thinkin' God has some sort of attention problem. :shrug:

[ghostsofgiants]

1. Haha...

"So I said to St. Peter 'no fucking way, dude, Oasis totally OWNS the Bea...' shit, what just happened down on earth? Me dammit, I should probably save some people. Gimme a second, okay?"

[johnnie]

2. LOL

That is funny. :thumbsup:


I just figured out the "me dammit"...LOL

[Misunderestimator]

3. I think it's interesting that people who say that must think

that god doesn't watch out for other people... so, anyone who dies... god is NOT watching out for them? what's that about?

[DainBramaged]

4. I believe there is a he or she around BUT

I despise people who, after watching from dozens to thousands die proclaim a miracle when a single life is saved. And I noticed they usually aren't the sharpest knives in the drawer, and in this country, from red ass states.

What the fuck is that about? The miracle should have been nothing happened you dumb fucks. :mad::mad::mad::mad: