Rate Adam Carolla's level of talent

[DS1]

Poll question: Rate Adam Carolla's level of talent

1 being total suckage
10 being worthy of portraying a person in a crowd fleeing invading aliens who gets blown up by the alien death-ray after two seconds

[ucmike]

1. i know its unpopular, but i have to speak out

I LIKE ADAM AND I THINK HE'S FUNNY.

even if his latenight show stinks.

he's a role model for us mediocre carpenters. he gives us hope that we can have a giant house, and a garage full of fancy sports cars.

[DS1]

2. Carpenters rock

It's great watching things being built.

But Adam Carolla should have stuck with carpentry, because quite frankly, he's giving you guys a bad name.

[ucmike]

give him a try on TLC

his home improvement show is much better.

[redqueen]

3. Complete and total suckage.

Unbridled suckitude.

Heretofore unheard of amounts of suckage that should really be considered illegal.

[DS1]

6. So much suckage that he's a ( here we go-I'm about to one-up your analogy)

Adam Carolla is like a porcelain blackhole. He sucks the talent out of everyone around him, and none of it sticks.

[Az]

7. So comedically challenged

He couldn't find anything funny to do with a bus load of nuns and a crate of bananas.

[DS1]

8. hhahahaha

that just made me laugh more than every single Adam Carolla comment combined :D

[GOPisEvil]

4. I've been waiting for his deal with the devil to expire for years now.

His career seems to be based on being around his friends, making snarky comments. Hell, I do that all the time, and it's nothing to base a career in show business on.

His show on Comedy Central is PAINFUL.

That said, he's probably a pretty cool guy to hang with. I don't think he's a bad guy necessarily, and at times he's worth a snicker. But, overall, I don't get why he's on TV.

[Az]

5. Gilbert Godfrey without the timing or sophistication

How do people like that get shows? I just don't understand.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

9. I put him 8 to 10 notches below Pauly Shore and Carrot Top.

You heard me. 8 to 10 notches BELOW.



:evilgrin:

[redqueen]

10. Yes, BELOW Carrot Top.

That pretty much says it all right there.

[DS1]

12. Holy jesus!

That's one well-built freak. Obviously he's tired of being picked on for being carrot-top.

Yet, the fringes around his skin suggest it's a photoshop. Sure, it could be all him, but I doubt that picture was taken at the gym. THe background is also in focus, which would require a long exposure, which is equally unlikely.

[ucmike]

13. carrot top is a gym rat.

compulsive weight lifter. from what i've heard. you can see he's pretty well built when he's onstage.

disclaimer: although i support adam carolla, i will not defend carrot top further than repeating celeb gossip i've heard.

[RandomKoolzip]

11. He's about as compelling as a mole on your lower back that you'll never

see.