What are America's least popular churches? (humor)

[Deep13]

Poll question: What are America's least popular churches? (humor)

Many churches are doing very well in this country, but some are stuggling to make ends meet. Which churches are the least likely to survive?

[Deep13]

1. Nondenominational,...

...But You Just Know We Are a Bunch of Christo-Taliban Fundy Nut Cases.

[Left Is Write]

2. Crystal Methodist?

:rofl:

[Deep13]

4. There is a marquee in our town ...

... that announces when the Red Cross blood mobile in is town. It parks across the street at the Methodist Church. The sign reads: Blood mobile at Meth Church (date).

[underpants]

3. I hear that the AME in Whiteville really gets a hopping

:rofl:

[Deep13]

5. Just in case it went over anyone's head: ...

John Wesley is the founder of the Methodist Church. John Wesley Hardy was featured in the Time Life book collection on the Old West as a guy who was so mean he on once shot a man for snoring too loud. These books were advertised on TV in the 1970s.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

9. Wasn't his last name actually "Harding," though?

Also the title of a Dylan song.

[Deep13]

10. Guess so, ...

...I only heard it on TV. I never actually saw the books up close.
:7

[Pacifist Patriot]

16. I went with AME fearing it would go over some people's heads.

I thought that was funny.

[Deep13]

19. AME= African Methodist Episcopal

It is almost exclusively Black. I figured Vermont was about the whitest place in America and called the town "Whiteville" just to emphasize the point.

[Pacifist Patriot]

20. Yes I know.

Still. I was afraid your point would be missed.

[Deep13]

21. I knew that you knew.

But I also knew that others reading this might not know.

There are things that we know we know, things we know that we do not know and things that we do not know that we do not know. :-)

[mac56]

6. I always tell people I'm a Seventh-Day Somnambulist.

nm

[Deep13]

8. me too, I worship at St. Mattress

[meganmonkey]

7. Other - Victoria's Secret Life Church of God

[Deep13]

11. Hangover Baptist Church?

It IS Sunday morning.

[Chovexani]

12. AME of Whiteville Vermont

Made me laugh and laugh. :rofl:

[Hardrada]

13. First Church of Christ, Dentist

[Deep13]

14. instead of scientist?

:spray:

[Hardrada]

18. Yep

It's from some James Thurber piece I read ages ago.

[grace0418]

15. You know, my mom was Catholic but you would THINK she

belongs to Church of Jesus Christ! Will You Look at this Pig Sty?! by how often she said it.

[Deep13]

17. kick for the evening readers

:kick:

[regularguy]

22. St. Darwin of Galapagos

Funny thread!