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Maat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 10:41 PM
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Okay all you Pastafarians out there .. I have a complaint.
Edited on Wed Oct-19-05 10:41 PM by Maat
I'm a Religious Scientist, and my hubby is a Pastafarian.

In my faith/belief-system, one can construe the Higher Power as a 'she', 'he,' or 'it.' Well, I call the Higher Power 'Spirit,' and view Spirit as an Energy and an 'It.'

I have told my hubby that I am OFFENDED that His Royal Noodliness is construed as a 'He.' And the pirate thing ... is the Pastafarian faith sexist? I'm just asking .. I dont' want Bobby Henderson to sue me or anything.

Of course, per Religious Science, it is WAY O.K. to construe the Higher Power as the FSM.

Thanks for replying. Ramen.

;)
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Maat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 10:57 PM
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1. How come my thread didn't show up?
How come my friends didn't reply?
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 10:58 PM
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2. Your husband is a Pastafarian?
Cool.
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Maat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 11:00 PM
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3. Yes, we have a mixed marriage.
So far, so good.

;-)
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 11:07 PM
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4. Hey!!! Pirates can be shes
Lotsa of grrl pirates out there. And as far as I am concerned the FSM was an uneaten dinner of the one true Goddess Eris. A worthy thing indeed but definately an it. Not a he.

Hail Eris... Fnord!!
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Maat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 11:12 PM
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6. HeeHee. Good one, Az!
Ramen!
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kittykatkoffeekup Donating Member (385 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 11:08 PM
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5. I'm not a Pastafarian, but
He does have a "noodle", doesn't he? Don't Pastafarians talk about getting touched by "His Noodly Appendage"?
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Maat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 11:12 PM
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7. This is my question ... (n/t) ..
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 11:14 PM
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8. Ever heard of the Invisible Pink Unicorn?
You don't want to know what her high horniness touches you with.
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Maat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 11:34 PM
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10. Hmmm...
let me think on that awhile.

:rofl:
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 11:31 PM
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9. He's noodly.
But's you could also interpret those meatballs as boobs, instead of 'nads. Perhaps His Noodliness is hermaphroditic.

I am an ordained FSM cardinal, so no one may accuse me of heresy!!!
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Maat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 11:36 PM
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11. Then YOU are the one to interpret the Holy Text ..
there is a Holy Text, isn't there?
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 11:41 PM
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12. Well, there's a cookbook of sorts.
It's something of a work in progress. We are, after all, a young religion.
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Maat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 11:49 PM
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14. A cookbook?
Well, I'll have to see if Mr. Maat is willing to part with his delicious pasta recipes ...
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 11:51 PM
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16. That's exactly what we're looking for!
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kittykatkoffeekup Donating Member (385 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 11:42 PM
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13. Maybe..?


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Maat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 11:50 PM
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15. I like it!
Now, maybe you can get a GOOD Pastafarian religious argument going!
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TimeChaser Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 12:07 AM
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17. See, this is why...
... you should be a Jenova's Witness and worship the great Sephiroth. While Sephi's definatly a he, he's gorgeous enough to be a she :evilgrin:

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Maat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 10:08 PM
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18. Hmmm..
all this religious talk has my poor little head spinning!
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