What's the latest chain e-mail you've received? THEY ARE ANNOYING!!!!!!!!

[ZombieNixon]

Here's mine:

Try this but DON'T Cheat....it is really neat but DON'T CHEAT...... This is freaky as HECK...DO NOT CHEAT (You'll kick yourself later) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions to the "t" you'll be surprised!!!! All of my answers were accurate. We'll see tomorrow if the wish comes true. I'll let you know. Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out! The person who sent it to me said her wish came true 10 minutes after they read the mail. BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about three minutes...it's worth a try :) First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it! 1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column. 2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want. 3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex. NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WONT TURN OUT RIGHT! 4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots. 5. Write down four song titles in 8,9, 10, and 11. GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!! 6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game..... 1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game. 2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love. 3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out. 4. You care most about the person you put in 4. 5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well. 6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star. 7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3. 8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7. 9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind. 10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life NOW...send this to 10 people within the hour you read this...IF you do..your wish will come true.

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I haven't gotten one of these in a while, and now I realize why they're so annoying. There is such a thing as punctuation and formatting, people. This damn thing is impossible to read. Plus, what does it mean "Person 6 is your lucky star?" No. Person six is just someone I know, not a heavenly ball of gas that grants serendipity. Person does not equal star. So, there's my bitch, and I pass it on to DU to annoy all of you. Enjoy! :evilgrin:

[kittykatkoffeekup]

1. Can You Raed Tihs?

If I get tihs one mroe tmie, I'll sceram!

[newyawker99]

2. I hate these emails. I usually delete them.

:grr:

[NMMNG]

3. Who comes up with these asinine things anyway?

And why do nitwits pass them on? :eyes: