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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:10 PM
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My Dearest matcom, This new 'worst photoshop ever' is for you, buddy
Cheers, fucker.


Take your goddamn mac and cheese, stuff it in your fancy schancy KitchenAid, and then stick it up your ass



Next time, you're getting a safety flag
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:11 PM
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1. Is that fucker putting tire tracks in my mac and cheese?
x(
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:12 PM
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3. Don't worry, he'll cut a hole in it sooner or later
Edited on Wed Oct-19-05 09:12 PM by DS1
:P
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:14 PM
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4. Yeah...that's my baked mac and cheese...it's got a crust.
The stovetop version is much creamier - no crust. ;)
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 01:22 AM
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18. Yes, not to worry.


He'll cut the cheese soon.


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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:12 PM
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2. YES!!!! Now, THAT is a primo photoshop!!!!!
Way to go, you drapery free freak.

J/K.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:16 PM
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5. Heeee!
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:18 PM
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7. Oh, Goddess of the Smilies - I have a question.
Is there such a thing as a raspberry smiley? (As in giving someone a raspberry.)

BTW, I heard you were sick. I hope you're feeling better.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:22 PM
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9. You mean like


or

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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:25 PM
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11. You are the BEST
I bow down to your superior smiley ability.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:17 PM
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6. eh, he's probably already in bed
getting whipped for his "Ordering around" insolence
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:19 PM
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8. You should call him and find out
Report back. :eyes:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:23 PM
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10. Ok
Mom :eyes:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:26 PM
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12. Bite me
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 10:05 PM
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13. I told you he was in bed
YOU call him! :D
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 10:08 PM
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14. But it's LONG distance for me
I would do it otherwise. :eyes:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 10:36 PM
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15. Oh
Are you gonna cry?
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 11:22 PM
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16. Buckets full of tears
NOT!
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bunnywhiskers Donating Member (34 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 11:32 PM
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17. that's very nice

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newyawker99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 05:45 AM
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19. Hi bunnywhiskers!!
Welcome to DU!! :toast:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 06:07 AM
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20. godDAMN you suck more and more every day
what the hell is that SHITE next to the mac?

looks like 'state college SHIT food' to me x(

and if that is GOP's mac, you should have taken OUT the cheese :P

still no flag. :eyes:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 08:36 AM
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21. Revel in my suckage, sucker
:P

You're just jealous because you haven't found out where Photoshop animates :eyes:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 08:40 AM
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22. i just prefer QUALITY work
:D

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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 08:42 AM
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23. You wouldn't know quality work if it ran you over in a Mac Truck
Come on, show us the Faster M.A.T.C.O.M. picture

Tell me it's better than Icy Hot M.A.T.C.O.M.

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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 08:43 AM
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24. but we have leather pants!
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 08:44 AM
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25. And severe cases of uneven tans
You goddamn HACK!

I spit on your work! p-tooh!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 08:46 AM
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26. your wrong
you are wearing makeup! :D

such a girl :eyes:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 08:52 AM
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28. Shall I spank you now or shall I spank you later?
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 08:46 AM
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27. btw
Thank-Fucking-GAWD those days are over, those fake shoulder pads were giving me a rash! :cry:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 08:53 AM
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29. now THIS is a bad-tan hack job
but i don't really care :D

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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 09:20 AM
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30. I hereby declare that Mazda Miatas are actually more lame
than your scooter!

I think David just committed a
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