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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 08:35 PM
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I want the Cardinals to win this playoff series, because
I do not want the World Series ruined for me by having to endure seeing Babs the Battle-axe and George the Senior Idiot at the games in Houston anymore.

Kinda dulls my viewing pleasure, that does.

Redstone
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:52 PM
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1. Not to mention that the Ass-tros play at Enron Field


Yes, I know, they're calling it something else this week, but as a staunch traditionalist, it'll always be Enron Field to me :-)

It'd be fun to see Tom DeLay try and throw out the first pitch while handcuffed, though :evilgrin:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:53 PM
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2. It'll always be Enron Field to me.
Fucking Astros.
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:55 PM
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3. I want the Astros to win
because I want to avoid Card pollution here on the South Side of Chicago. It's bad when they come to play the Cubs and bring hordes of drunken knuckle-dragging scarlet-clad fans with them, but at least that damage is confined to the North Side.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:59 PM
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5. Hey...my knuckles don't drag!
And my only Cardinals cap is the blue road cap, and red is a bad color for me.
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 10:00 PM
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6. You said nothing either way
about being drunken.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 10:01 PM
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8. I'm not drunk...
...right this second.

I don't drink at ballgames either. Too expensive.
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 10:01 PM
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7. But at least they won't bring George Senior the Idiot and
Babs the Battle-axe with them.

I'd rather have knuckle-draggers than those two any day.

Redstone
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 10:11 PM
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9. I see you've never ridden the L
on a hot summer day with hundreds of sailor-on-shore-leave redshirted citizens of St. Louis. It's memorable.
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GrpCaptMandrake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:57 PM
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4. Yeah, that picture
of those two dried-up old demons playing tonsil hockey the other night at the game gave me recurring nightmares! Jesus! Did Dear Leader start that way? Ack! The single best argument that Roe v. Wade was decided a generation too late.

:puke:
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