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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 07:59 PM
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Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball
Happy FUN BALL!
-only $14.95-

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.
Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Happy Fun Ball Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.

Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:
Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart palpitations

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...

Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.

Happy Fun Ball

ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!



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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 08:04 PM
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1. nah nah, nah, nah-nah
yer mother was a beach ball! :hide:

or is that too predictable?
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Dude_CalmDown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 08:06 PM
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2. Southpark? n/t
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 08:07 PM
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3. Good grief no
Its old school SNL.
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Dude_CalmDown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 08:11 PM
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5. Yeah, now I remember. It just felt so South Park. n/t
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ThoughtCriminal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 08:09 PM
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4. Nope - SNL -nt
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Pithlet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 08:12 PM
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6. One of my favorites.
Edited on Wed Oct-19-05 08:12 PM by Pithlet
I think of it often at the end of drug commercials when they're quickly listing all the possible horrible side effects. It started with the pills for baldness that state pregnant women shouldn't handle broken tablets. "Do not taunt Propecia..."
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eyepaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 08:12 PM
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7. I loved that skit/bit
wasn't the great Phil Hartman doing the voiceover for that?
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