What's your favorite Fitzmas Carol?

[undeterred]

Poll question: What's your favorite Fitzmas Carol?

Poll result (6 votes)
Its Beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas	(2 votes, 33%)	Vote
Arrest Ye Lying Gentlemen	(3 votes, 50%)	Vote
Oh Fitzmas Tree	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
Good Liberal Ones Rejoice	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
I Saw Three Indictments Come Serving In	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
Away in a Niger	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
The Twelve Crooks of Fitzmas	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
Go Tell it on the Weapons	(1 votes, 17%)	Vote
O Little Town of Washington	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
Other	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote

[left is right]

1. I'm dreaming of a(n) indict Fitzmas

[Orsino]

2. God Damn Ye, Merry Gentlemen n/t

[crispini]

3. They're all wonderful.

It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas
Everywhere you go.
Who's gonna do five-or-ten?
We're thinking once again
Of handcuffs and of orange jumpsuits aglow.
It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas
Indictments on every score
But the prettiest sight to see
Is the scowl on Darth Cheney
At the slammer's front door.

A warrant or writ, a subpoena that fits
Is the wish of Barney and Ben;
The thought of Turdblossom hung up like a possum
Is the hope of Janice and Jen;
And Mom and Dad can hardly wait for court to start again.

It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas
Everywhere you go.
There's an defendant who doesn't want to tell;
One in the White House as well --
The felony kind that doesn't mind the law!
It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas
Soon the bells will start
And the thing that will make them ring
Is the indictment that we sing,
Right within our hearts!

[undeterred]

4. The thought of Turdblossom hung up like a possum