Rachael Ray Drinking Game!

[Moochy]

I'd heard that she drops alot of salacious one liners on her show, so today I thought I'd watch and match shots with her double entendres! :)

"That guy had alot to give us" squeezing a lime. " i got softball size ones" referring to her tomatoes "do a couple of these guys" referring to some onions "I like kind of a one-on-one" referring to oil/vinegar mix. "I just pile it up on my mound" referring to adding cheese to a dish. "For some nice hot smoky action" referring to chipotle

Man Thats like 6 shots. I'm already hammered!! :beer:

Edited for spelling :) and who said anything about hate? it's all gravy baby!

[Chovexani]

1. I hate her dumbass nicknames for crap

EVOO really gets on my nerves for some reason. How hard is it to say extra virgin olive oil?

She really annoys the hell out of me, and she's gotten really weird with the recipes lately but I still watch her. Once in a while I get a good idea from her. And hey, she still beats Sandra Lee...or as we call her on another board "Ol' Puddin' Cups"

[Moochy]

2. Maybe there should be a rule

to finish your beer if she says "EVOO"

[Chovexani]

3. Oh man you'd be plastered in five minutes

:evilgrin:

[davidinalameda]

9. she only has 30 minutes

that would cut into her time

[YellowRubberDuckie]

11. She doesn't just say EVOO...

She then says Extra Virgin Olive Oil.
I WANT TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF HER. :grr:
Duckie

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

47. I've got a baseball bat. Meet me at the studio.

:evilgrin:

[grace0418]

48. LOL

Didn't see your post. Said the same thing. She really is annoying.

[grace0418]

46. It's especially annoying because she says "e-v-o-o" then goes on

to EXPLAIN what that means. So it's actually longer than if she just said extra virgin olive oil.

[Lethe]

4. yes! we already have some rules from an earlier post

1. drink everytime she says EVOO, and twice if she says Extra Virgin Olive Oil after it

2. everytime it goes to commercial, you have to hum the guitar riff, and if you forget you have to drink until the show comes back or she giggles to herself

3. anytime she makes an over-emphatic gesture with her arms

4. anytime she mentions the "garbage bowl"


5. anytime she mentions she has already prepared something, and she is getting it from the fridge

[Moochy]

5. Those are great rules!

She just mentioned her garbage bowl! :beer:

[susanna]

29. Don't you mean "the GB"?

THEN she says, "garbage bowl, a girl's best friend." :-)

[LostinVA]

7. One more: every time she gives that annoying fake giggle

God, every time she does that, I just want to SLAP her. I'll take Giada DeLaurentiis any day -- better cooking, better presentation, and SHE can actually speak Italian... plus, I love her eerily large head and her many teeth.....

[GrpCaptMandrake]

10. And on "$40 a Day"

you drink every time she tips under fifteen percent. Two drinks if she stiffs 'em outright.

It's another drink every time she sips a beer or wine and it's obvious she didn't even get it in her mouth.

Food Network lost a lot when Tony Bourdain bolted to E. About the only show I'll take time to watch anymore is "Good Eats."

[LostinVA]

13. Or starts saying "Yummy" a nanosecond BEFORE the food

even hits her mouth!

[susanna]

31. I thought it was "yummmmm-O", or even...

"DEEEE-licious!"

I have picked up one of her sayings, blast it...when I'm stirring a pan and something falls out, I say "(food item here) overboard!" My husband laughs and says, "OK, Rachael."

[LostinVA]

33. You're right, it's yummo------

[susanna]

41. The thing this reveals about me is...

...I watch her a lot. ;-)

[LostinVA]

43. OMG! You're right! YOU'RE A RACHAELBOT!!!

[Moochy]

16. Good Eats!

Good eats is a good show. Theres a show on HGC called Cook at Home which I like too. The dishes are very simple, and hearty.

Plus he has a sort of laid back east coast hippy vibe, which is appealing compared to many TV chefs.

Bon appetit!

or ALLEZ CUISINE! lol

[GrpCaptMandrake]

18. Chairman Kaga is priceless! n/t

[SammyWinstonJack]

20. She is a bad tipper. Embarrassingly so! And don't even get me

started on EVOO, Extra Virgin Olive Oil. :banghead: Someone should put her in the 'garbage bowl' :evilgrin:

[Moochy]

22. The tipping

The restaurants she visits probably get enough free advertising and increased tourist business to make up for her lousy $40 / day budget tipping! :hi:

[SammyWinstonJack]

27. You're probably right there. I didn't think of that, but still it sets a

bad example, don't you think?

[Moochy]

28. For sure

20% would be a nice example for her to set!

[grace0418]

52. Or when she says "Here's a tip..." and proceeds to give the dumbest

or most obvious advice ever. Like "order an appetizer instead of an entree to keep costs low" or "drink water with your meal." I bet restaurants hate her because she's teaching a whole bunch of people how to take up a table for an hour without ordering much of anything and then be lousy tippers.

And I also hate how she keeps her bill under $40 by skipping lunch because she had some granola on her hike or something. Well, sure anyone can eat for $40 a day if they skip a meal. Dumbass.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

14. You should never trust a woman that skinny with food...

...unless she used to be fat...
Duckie

[Arkana]

19. Giada...

:loveya:

I absolutely love Giada. She looks like she genuinely knows what she's about in the kitchen, whereas Rachael Ray is just acting ditzy for the cameras.

[Reciprocity]

26. Tits-n-Teeth your kidding.

If you have seen one show you've seen them all. First pan to her hand cutting onions make sure you show her cleavage then her toothy smile back to cutting garlic repeat. She is the show not the food.

[LostinVA]

34. No, Little Big Head is a great cook -- her recipes are terrific

[Reciprocity]

40. But, but ,but all she does is...

chop onions and boils spaghetti. Then over pronounce any Italian words in her sentences like MO-ZAH-RRREH-LAH.

[LostinVA]

44. She's Italian, so I forgive her

I mean, she's REALLY Italian -- she came here when she was a little girl, her grandfather is Dino DeLaurentiis, and her grandmother was some famous Italian actress. and according to my Roman friend, Giada speaks beautiful -- and perfect -- Roman Italian.

And no! She makes great recipes -- stuff I've never seen. Easy to make and really, really good.

[Reciprocity]

45. I'm sorry when I see her...

all I see is a model desperately trying to get into show business and she is not the only one I might add. There is no right or wrong it all comes down to taste.

When a women has to use her in your face cleavage, to sell her cooking show there is something wrong with this picture. In the beginning the Food Network was about food and a spot of showmanship with Emeril. Say what you will about him, he does not use sex to sell his show, even if he wanted to. Somehow Emeril in a tight muscle shirt showing his midriff and fuzzy navel does nothing for my appetite for food or sex. It appears now the only way a women can land a show on the Food Network is if she flaunts her tits midriff and ass in your face. I find this trend disturbing and sexist and in poor taste.

[Lethe]

38. definitely....she has class and knows how to cook

and she has really nice skin too

[susanna]

30. LOL - re: DeLaurentiis...

some TV board calls her "little Big Head." Your post just reminded me of that. I can't remember the site, but I remember reading that nick and it stuck with me... :-)

[LostinVA]

35. televisionwithoutpity.com

The best website... after DU, of course.

[susanna]

42. Yep, LostinVA - that's it!

Thanks...I no longer have the brain capacity to remember exactly where I hear interesting stuff. (Sucks to be me.)

[Reciprocity]

37. She is so is so anorexic. I must throw up, I must throw up.

[Chovexani]

49. I love Giada

I call her Little Bighead. She looks like a Peanuts character but boy can she cook.

[GOPisEvil]

6. If you're gonna hate on her, at least spell her name correctly.

Rachael.

Thank you. Resume your debauchery. :beer:

[Moochy]

8. Cheers!

How can I possibly hate she who compels me to drink??

:beer:

[Mrs.Matcom]

54. At Least...

she doesn't make cabonara! :*

[Deja Q]

12. I refuse to drink Rachael Ray!

:eek:

[Moochy]

17. Aww cmon in the water's fine!

:hi: hic :beer: i have some spare beer goggles for you HypnoToad, I know you'll need some really strong ones! ;-)

[cwydro]

15. Oh wow

I used to watch her last year when I was so depressed I couldn't get off the couch...and I got addicted...but I missed out on all that. Damn...gonna start watching again. I like her actually and never heard the EVOO thing, lol...Ok...gonna have to catch her next show!

[Redstone]

21. Just don't drink ever time she does that annoying giggle;

or you'll get alcohol poisoning in no time.

Redstone

[El Fuego]

23. Drink when she says "let's get the juices flowing" (wink wink)

When she's rolling a lemon around before squeezing it.

We will all be TRASHED if we play this game!

[SouthernDem2004]

24. Who cares, she is cute. :P

[Moochy]

25. Hic And sheeesh gettn cuter by the minute hic

:beer: :rofl:


kittykatkoffeekup found these OFFICIAL rules too!

http://www.slobak.com/rachaelray.html

"Yummo" 1 drink
"Delish!" 1 drink
"Awesome" 1 drink
"How _____ is that?" 1 drink
creates an all-new and completely unnecessary abbreviation whole drink

[susanna]

32. They should add...

That cumin is smoky, but not hot. ;-)

[Lethe]

36. is anyone on SNL doing a Rachael Ray parody yet?

i bet we see one in the future

[kittykatkoffeekup]

39. Look what I found.

http://www.livejournal.com/community/rachael_ray_sux/

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Chovexani]

50. I'm a member

:blush:

[northzax]

51. here's evidence...

[Reciprocity]

53. Coming up at the top of the hour. Get your favorite beverage ready.