Quick! Name three people under 30 named "Walter."

[RandomKoolzip]

On your mark....


get set....


GO!

[DS1]

1. Can't. You win. Not even one.

[rbnyc]

2. My downstairs neighbor's son.

And, ummm, uhhh...

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

3. I know 2.

But... uhh... that's it.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

6. Damn...

I met a labradoodle named Walter. I don't think that counts...not even a little.

[XNASA]

11. There's got to be at least one MLB player named Walter.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

18. I once knew a hooker named Mini Minola!

[ZombieNixon]

4. Isn't one of Julia Roberts' kids named "Walter"?

No, wait, it's Phinnaeus (sp?) I think his middle name's Walter.

[kick-ass-bob]

5. uh, um.

Ooh -- that kid from 'Lost'

that's all I got.

[Deep13]

7. But, those people already have names.

sorry

[RandomKoolzip]

10. You know how many people are buried in that graveyard?

All of 'em.


(drumroll)

[Deep13]

13. I had a job in a cemetery once in the 1980s.

It was a dead end position, but I had a lot of people under me.

G'night everybody, be sure to tip your waitress.

Lawyer to witness: You are the county medical examiner?
Witness: yes.
Lawyer: How many autopsies have you done on dead people?
Witness: All my autopsies have been done on dead people.

[XNASA]

8. I bet I could stand on the corner of Belmont & Milwaukee....

..and find three. I doubt it would take 10 minutes.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

9. I know of one kid under 30 named "Blanket"

Does that count?

[Left Is Write]

12. My second cousin's kid. He's about 14.

[KamaAina]

14. Andrew Walter, Raiders QB just drafted from Arizona State

so there!

[GirlinContempt]

15. Walter

Walter
&
Walter

[Beware the Beast Man]

16. That kid on "Lost."

[Tallison]

17. Walter Krebs

First boy I ever kissed. I went to grade school with him, so he can't be older than 31 now.