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Beaverhausen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 02:44 PM
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Someone just sent me this great Bush joke!
Defining Tragedy

President Bush visits a primary school classroom. They are in the
middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher
asks President Bush if he would like to lead the discussion of the word
'tragedy'. So the president asks the class for an example of a tragedy.

One little boy stands up and offers: "If my best friend, who lives on a
farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him,
that would be a 'tragedy'."

"No," says President Bush, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying 50 children
drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explains President Bush. "That's what we would call a
'great loss'."

The room goes silent. No other children volunteered. Bush searches the
room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a
tragedy?"

Finally, at the back of the room a small boy raises his hand. In a
quiet voice, he says: "If Air Force One carrying you, Mr. President,
were struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens, that
would be a 'tragedy'."

"Fantastic!" exclaims President Bush. "That's right. And can you tell
me why that would be a 'tragedy'?"

"Well," says the boy, "because it certainly wouldn't be a 'great loss',
and it probably wouldn't be an 'accident' either."
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 02:46 PM
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1. That's not funny-- there's no Brazillians in it
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pdx_prog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 02:50 PM
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2. Oh my God...this is HUGH!!!!111!!!!
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Craig3410 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 02:52 PM
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3. No it's not; This is:
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Beaverhausen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 02:55 PM
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4. more
"US News and World Report put out a breaking news flash that rumors are flying Vice President Dick Cheney might resign. Who's going to be president now?" --Jay Leno

"The results from the Iraqi election are coming in and the Sunnis are claiming that the election was rigged. So looks like they got an American-style democracy after all." --David Letterman

"You know Saddam Hussein goes on trial tomorrow, he's on trial. He's accused of 143 murders. But Saddam did get a break today when the prosecution dropped the two counts of stealing satellite TV." --David Letterman

"Saddam is the first ruthless cold blooded dictator to be on trial sincethats right, Martha Stewart." --David Letterman

"Homeland Security secretary Michael Chertoff announced he planned to expel every illegal immigrant in the United States. Boy, more bad news for the New York Yankees." --Jay Leno

"Over the weekend in Iraq, they arrested the Al Qaeda barber. That's right. That's not like a nickname, he was actually the barber. It's an enormous breakthrough, and now we have a lead on Osama bin Laden's aromatherapist." --David Letterman

"Here's a reminder to Iraq: The crooked voting machines are due back in Florida by Friday." --David Letterman

"Over the weekend at one of the games, Houston and St. Louis, one of the camera men caught former President Bush and his wife Barbara Bush kissing. You know, by god, you know you're at a dull game when you'd rather make out with Barbara Bush." --David Letterman

"Karl Rove testified in front of the grand jury for the fourth time. This is the fourth time in front of the grand jury. In fact this time he had to give his testimony standing up. See the first three times he lied his ass off, so he had to stand up." --Jay Leno

"According to the latest polls, just 39% of Americans approve of the job Bush is doing. The White House is jumping on this 39% thing, they're saying he's now the president who represents minorities." --Jay Leno

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