Listen up you little spazoids!

[southlandshari]

I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. I swear on everything that is holy that your mothers will CRY when they see what I've done to you!

























It's been a bad week.

[GOPisEvil]

1. You can laugh at me, if you like.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

[southlandshari]

8. I did. I am.

[kick-ass-bob]

2. I'm ALERTING!!

[southlandshari]

5. .....

[matcom]

3. there is nothing holy

i'm safe

[southlandshari]

14. Wrong.

And all of a sudden, I remember how much I like toast. And I still have that toaster that Misunderstimator and NSMA gave me that one late night here in the Lounge....

[Taverner]

4. Chris? Chris Farley? Is that you?

[southlandshari]

6. Whew!

Thank you! I was afraid no one would remember this line from "Tommy Boy".

So while it's not mine originally - but I needed to borrow it today!

[Richardo]

7. Geez, that's telling them, Michelle...

[southlandshari]

10. YES!!!!

Now imagine me yelling that in here just like she did - damn that felt GOOD!

[Richardo]

12. The kicker was how mortified she looked when she was done...

I love that flick.

[southlandshari]

18. "Fat guy in a little coat..."

It's on AMC right now. Oh god - I haven't laughed like this in days!

They're riding around in that smashed up car singing The Carpenters now.

[indigo32]

9. LOL

I was hoping the worst was behind you

[southlandshari]

17. Sigh.

So did I. So did I.




P.S. Sorry I'm not much help today - I'd probably just ban everyone and go get drunk. Or go get drunk and then ban everyone. Either way, in this mood, I'm better off leaving it in more capable hands!

[RetroLounge]

11. Need a little wind in your sails?

RL

[southlandshari]

19. LOL - another movie fan!

As for me, I'm already feeling much better!

[Zomby Woof]

13. I am duct-taping moonpies to my torso

Just because.

[southlandshari]

15. Don't worry, ZW.

I'm done with Moon Pies for now. I can't seem to eat enough though. What's up with that?

[Zomby Woof]

16. They are laced with GOPisEvil's missing cheese!

Which is addictive, to hear him tell it.

[southlandshari]

24. Ewwww....

Cheese-flavored Moon Pies? Even I would balk at that!

[merh]

20. ((((((((((((((((((( hugs )))))))))))))))))))))))))

(((((((((((( ))))))))))))))))))

[southlandshari]

21. Miss Merh...

You are, without a doubt, the sweetest person on the face of the earth!

I'll bet you even know when this holiday is (see below). Can I please spend it with you?

[merh]

22. Isn't every week "National Hug Week"?

((((((((((((( )))))))))))))))))))

Come visit anytime - Maddy said she and MMjr will bring the tent and camp out on my lot - we could have one hell of a gathering - tents, trailers, grills and GRITS!

Who could ask for more???

Hope you get to feeling better, truth is, I've been kinda blue today and need the hugs, so my hugs are hugs for you in the hopes that you hug me back!

[WCGreen]

23. ETHEL MERMAN SAYS:

A Kiss on your forhead... from the almost great white north....

[southlandshari]

25. ROFL!!!

First of all, thank you for this sweet message. You and everyone else in this thread are officially off the spazoid list!

Second - Ethel Merman...I can't think of her without thinking about that thread...

[WCGreen]

27. EVERYTHINGS CUMMING UP ROSES!!!!!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

26. I'll cheer you up. Wanna hear a joke?

Donald Rumsfeld is giving ..........

[southlandshari]

29. Nooooooooooooooooo!

ROFL!

Just for you:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

32. A-HA! You are slowly being converted to use the popcorn smilie.

[southlandshari]

86. Don't push it, crazy man!

I posted it once. I'm only on step 4 of a 12-step program for people like me.




(and yes, this is a totally self-serving thread kick because I'm having another crappy day and just wanted to yell "spazoids!" at someone again. It worked so well yesterday!)

[hfojvt]

28. well I guess that explains

what happened to Jimmyjazz
Who will be next?

"They" know where I live too. I just got a mailing from the "American Compass". Who sold/gave them my name and address? Was it one of my Republican Senators or Rep? I just sent them an e-mail, castigating Roberts for being one of the shameful six who voted against the anti-torture amendment.

[southlandshari]

31. Oh my!

What about JimmyJazz? Were you under the impression that I had JimmyJazz? Whatever gave you that idea?

[hfojvt]

37. well somebody disappeared her

and that's not even a word.

[Moderator]

47. It was me.

Not southlandshari.

[redqueen]

30. Yikes!

[southlandshari]

33. Don't worry.

You are not a spazoid.

[redqueen]

35. Woohooo!

[billyskank]

34. ...

Like a ?

[southlandshari]

48. Yes please.

Can I have another?

[billyskank]

88. Sorry about the delay

You ask, and you shall receive.

[no name no slogan]

36. "Don't Stop Believin'" sweetie!

[southlandshari]

53. LOL!

Thanks!!

For those who missed it:

No Name No Slogan made my day with this link

[Az]

38. Eh... my mother already cries about me on a daily basis

One more log on the pyre won't make much difference.

[southlandshari]

54. Hmmmmm....

I doubt that!

[Taxloss]

39. When Southland Shari was a mod at the UK forum, she was so much sweeter.

She'd wake us each morning with a cheery hello, bustle around making the place tidy, was always first to pour the tea at 4, and whip up the first round of G&Ts once the sun was over the yardarm.

And now she's been exposed to the lounge, and see what's happened.

[Az]

41. I dread the thing she would become if she was exposed to GD

If even for a moment. It would be the thing nightmares are made of.....

[southlandshari]

52. Now, now.

I like GD. They yell all the time. Today I would fit right in!!

to all my lurking GD friends!!

[southlandshari]

51. Guess what? I'm baaaaaaaaack!!!

Hello my transatlantic friend!!

I'll be co-moderating the UK country forum with three other excellent mods for the rest of the moderator term - just got the assignment today!

To be fair to the Lounge regulars, you know I am sweetest to UK DUers because you all buy me pints in the wee hours of the morning after all the yankees are asleep!

[Taxloss]

67. Well, the atmosphere is nigh feverish over there right now.

Seasoned political junkies that we are, the Tory leadership race has us agog. Plus there's emad's tireless quest for the News of the Weird.

Is Lithos joining you?

I imagine the UK forum is a cushy posting ... do mods get threatened with certain postings and rewarded with others? "Stay in line, or you'll be moderating Israel/Palestine" or "You've been good. You get the pets and recipes forums".

[southlandshari]

71. ROFL!!

The UK country forum is a fantastic post for a mod. Which is why I'm thrilled to be added to the team there. But you all better be on your toes - I know all of your backstories and private jokes. I don't have to tell you that I know some of them in much more detail than was ever really necessary!

[nickgutierrez]

40. I'm scared now.

[southlandshari]

50. You should be.

[Shell Beau]

42. Tommy Boy!!! Love it!

[southlandshari]

55. It is a hilarious movie.

And just what the doctor ordered after a rough start to the work week!

[Shine]

43. Awww....sounds like somebody needs a HUG!!

Here ya go.....

[southlandshari]

56. You have no idea!

I needed one for sure when I posted the opener in this thread. I am only hug short of happy, and you just provided the one I needed!

[Lavender Brown]

44. I am not a spazoid

[southlandshari]

57. LOL!

You know I wasn't talking to you!!

[In_The_Wind]

45. Oh My!

I'm so sorry!

[southlandshari]

58. You always make it better, darlin'!

[rug]

46. I think you just violated the ADA.

Where's the moderators?

[southlandshari]

49. .....

Never a mod around when you need one!

[flvegan]

59. So...what are you going to do to me/us?

Huh?

Hmmph...big talk.

[southlandshari]

63. Finally! A real spazoid on this thread!!!

Oh, ok, you know I'm just teasing. But no way do you get the "hug" smiley - no telling where that will go with you! How about the sweet but chaste "pals" smiley?

[flvegan]

68. That's true. I'm "handsy"

*snort*

[southlandshari]

69. Pffft. I'm not askeered of you.

It's all those fantastic vegan women who I love but who will hate me if I even think about hugging you, darlin'!

[flvegan]

70. But then...how...how...

will I flirt?

Not that I do that sort of thing, but if, you know, I wanted to...

[southlandshari]

72. You won't.

Flirt, that is.

With me, anyway.

[flvegan]

73. Try ta STOOOOPPPPP me!!!

I see no anti-flirting rules in the DU rulebook.

So there.

Okay. I won't. Nevermind. Sorry.

(insert pouting, foot-stomping smilie here)

[southlandshari]

74. Oh, stop your pouting!

There are only about a brazillion other DUers wanting a piece of your action, my friend!!!

Share the flvegan love!

[lizziegrace]

60. From a native Alabaman

[lizziegrace]

61. That should last you for awhile! n/t

[southlandshari]

64. Thank you!!!

A fellow Alabamian!!!

[lizziegrace]

66. Army brat

Born at Ft Rucker.

[Dave Reynolds]

62. Um, excuse me, but

I am a BIG spazoid, thank you very much.

[southlandshari]

65. Well, then, lucky for you...

I'm not mad anymore!!! Yelling in the Lounge is quite therapuetic!

But I'd hate to make your mother cry, darlin'!

[AussieDave]

75. Wow !! That's a tanty-and-a-half !!!

A cup of tea and a good lie-down are what you need.

But venting here is good too - feel better now ???

[southlandshari]

76. Much better, thanks!

[bliss_eternal]

77. ((((southlandshari)))))

Wuv you...



Hope your week improves or ends (whichever is quicker)...

[southlandshari]

78. Definitely the former.

Week got better right here on this thread! Now I think I can see it through the end and hopefully into a better week ahead!

[bliss_eternal]

80. I'm glad to hear that, Shari!

Next week will be better!

[Xipe Totec]

79. You cant scare me!

I've lived 15 years in corporate hell.

I have been face to face with Beelzebub.

[southlandshari]

81. Yikes!

Thanks for joining the fun here, Xipe Totec!

I know I'm not very threatening at all, even when I shout at the top of my electronic lungs here in the Lounge!

So can we be friends? I'm askeered of Beelzebub, and need someone to protect me!

[Xipe Totec]

83. I'll skin him alive, if that's what you want....

...If you really, really want.

I need a fresh pelt anyway. This one is getting ripe..

[southlandshari]

85. Oh my!

Do you have these, too?

[Floogeldy]

82. I long for all women to talk to me in that way.

Scold me, please.

[southlandshari]

84. Hold that thought, spazoid!

I'll be back to humiliate you in more detail later tonight!

[El Fuego]

87. That's one of my favorite lines from Tommy Boy!

And it obviously comes in handy.