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PDittie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 12:00 PM
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Fitzmas Carols!
From Biblio:

O Aspen Tree

O Aspen tree,
O Aspen tree,
Your roots are all connected.
O Aspen tree,
O Aspen tree,
But your sources aren't protected.
How shall we sell the war to them?
Just send some lies to Judy M.
O Aspen tree,
O Aspen tree,
Your roots are all connected.





O Little Town of Washington

O Little Town of Washington,
How still we see thee lie.
The folks below
Don't seem to know
That Fitzmas day is nigh.
The grand jury is weighing
Indictments `gainst these crooks.
Hopefully, we soon will see,
Fitzgerald throw the book!





"Plame!" the White House Sources Say

"Plame!" the White House sources say,
"Wilson's wife is CIA!"
"She's the one who booked the trip"
"To debunk the Niger tip."
Slowly now the Aspens turn!
Fitz has energy to burn!
He'll flip the sources from the WHIG,
Turn this into something big!
"Plame!" the White House sources say,
"Wilson's wife is CIA!"





Walking in a Beltway Wonderland!

Pundits talk, are you listening?
On Rove's brow, sweat is glistening.
A beautiful sight,
Fitz will indict,
Walking in a beltway wonderland!

In the meadow we can build a snowman,
And pretend that he is Preznit Bush.
We'll call him an indicted co-conspirator,
And then we'll start to kick him in the tush!

Can you tell, we're excited?
Just to see, who's indicted!
Those who have clout,
Will be frog-marched out,
Walking in a beltway wonderland!
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Lisa0825 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 12:04 PM
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1. Those are great!LOL
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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PDittie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 12:09 PM
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4. Sing them out loud
and watch heads turn
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 12:07 PM
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2. Hi PDittie, These are really good
I have recommened you for greatest page. :kick:
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PDittie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 12:08 PM
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3. Hi OB!
Suze Q is headed for Cincy today for a couple of business days.

So, Sherrod Brown or Paul Hackett?
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 12:11 PM
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5. Oh Sh** HACKETT my man HACKETT
Say hello to Suze from us. :hi:
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 12:12 PM
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6. cool!
short and sweet! :thumbsup:
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ElsewheresDaughter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 12:14 PM
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7. i'll be singing them all day.....
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PDittie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 12:15 PM
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8. And don't forget:
Treason is the reason for the season.

Patrick Fitzgerald prosecuted to save us from their sins.
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PDittie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 12:20 PM
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9. I keep humming this:
"Rove's nuts roasting on an open fire..."

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PDittie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 12:32 PM
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11. Oh shit, somebody at Kos finished it...
Rove's nuts roasting on an open fire
Chimpy nipping at the blow
Worthless alibis being sung by a choir
And folks dressed up in prison clothes

Everybody knows frog-marching and some resignations
Help to make the season bright
Happy Kossacks with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that Fitzie's on his way
He's got indictments and lots of charges on his sleigh
And every mother's child is gonna spy
To see if GOPigs really know how to fly

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Fitzmas
Merry Fitzmas
Merry Fitzmas to you
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 12:21 PM
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10. That's Wonderful!!
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PDittie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 12:51 PM
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12. "Cuff the thugs"
Cuff the thugs and book their hineys
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Place them with their newfound homies
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Find them each a place to dwell
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Lock `em up and wish `em hell
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Show them all the pain they caused us
Fa la la la la, la la la la

NOCs are not to be discussed
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Treasonous slimes used to die
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Ten to life for outing spy
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 12:53 PM
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13. Ooh I love that last one!
:D
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PDittie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 01:06 PM
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14. O Nervous Night
(We are going to have to have a big Fitzmas Party so that we can sing these...)

O nervous night
Fitz light on lies is shining
it is the night
to indict 'til it hurts

Long may they jail
with spin and errors pining
'til pardon comes
from a small desperate bush

A thrill of hope
a weary world rejoices
indictments break
on a new and glorious morn

Fall on their plea (bargains)
oh hear the left rejoicing
oh frog march divine
oh march, hope they do time
oh march
oh march divine
hope they do time

(Shit, I have to get back to work...)
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brentspeak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 01:08 PM
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15. Have yourself a very merry Fitzmas
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 01:42 PM
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16. White Fitzmas
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PDittie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 03:08 PM
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17. OK, one more:
On the 12th Day of Fitztmas, Miss Justice sent to me...

Twelve counts of fraud
Eleven whistleblowers
Ten grand juries
Nine embedded journalists
Eight counts of treason
Seven money launderers
Six corporate cronies
Five White House spies!
Four payola pimps
Three press plants
Two hurricanes
And a prosecutor in a pear tree.

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