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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 08:31 AM
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Bush Kidnapped! (Don't get excited, it's a joke)
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the freeway.
Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"

"Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $10 million
ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire.

We are going from car to car to take up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"

"About two gallons."
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 08:34 AM
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1. i'll give
a Brazillion :rofl: :D
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 07:47 PM
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2. Groan
Nothing else. Just groan.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 07:48 PM
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3. Sorry. Only men get me excited.
Bush does less for me than I'd have hoped for... :rofl:
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-05 01:18 PM
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4. How about this one?


I know it worked for me.
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-05 01:19 PM
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5. Bada-boom *pissh*!
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