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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 08:48 AM
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Why are you so unpopular with the Chicago police department?
Jack Walsh: You're goddamn right I am. Now here come two words for you: Shut the f**k up.



Girl at desk: Would that be smoker or non-smoker, sir?
Marvin Dorfler: Take a wild guess.

Jonathan Mardukas: What's the name of this establishment?
Red Wood: Red's Corner Bar.
Jonathan Mardukas: Are you Red?
Red Wood: Yes.
Jonathan Mardukas: Do you dye your hair?
Red Wood: No.

Jonathan Mardukas: Why do they call you Red?
Red Wood: It's short for Redwood. My last name's Wood.
Jonathan Mardukas: What's your first name?
Red Wood: Bill.

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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 08:50 AM
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1. Midnight Run!
Alonzo Mosely: Now listen, you asshole. I've been working on this Serrano thing for about six years; Mardukas is my shot. I'm gonna bring him into federal court. And I don't want some third-rate rent-a-thug who couldn't cut it as a cop in Chicago bringing him back to LA on some bullshit local charge. Do I make myself understood?

Jack Walsh: Can I ask you something? These sunglasses: they're really nice. Are they like government issue, or do you guys all go to the same store together?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 08:53 AM
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2. What's say you get the steak and I get the lobster and we ....
get a little surf and turf thing happening here?


THESE THINGS GO DOWN THESE THINGS GO DOWN!!!

The imdb page says that Bruce Willis originally was offered the role Charles Grodin took but turned it down to be in Die Hard( good choice for Bruce I think). Grodin was excellent in this movie.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 08:54 AM
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3. Grodin was perfect for this role.
When I heard DeNiro was in a comedy, I thought WTF?! But, DeNiro was GREAT!

Jonathan Mardukas: You two are the dumbest bounty hunters I have ever seen! You couldn't even deliver a bottle of milk!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 08:57 AM
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4. Gee, that's too bad. I really like you.
Jonathan Mardukas: I got money, y'know.
Jack Walsh: I'm sure you do.
Jonathan Mardukas: I'll give you whatever you want.
Jack Walsh: Start by shutting up. I know you all of two minutes and already I don't like ya.
Jonathan Mardukas: Gee, that's too bad. I really like you.


Grodin was annoying but in just the right dosage so that you could enjoy the movie.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:01 AM
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5. Is this moron number 1. Put moron number 2 on the phone.
I think EVERYONE was good in this movie.
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:03 AM
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6. Okay, I'm going to ask...is that a flying poop in your sigline?
Help me out. It's been bugging me for minutes even. :hi:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:04 AM
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7. Yes
Yes it is

I ran across it a few weeks ago looking for something else (can't for the life of me remember what). I like it.
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