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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 11:42 PM
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Man, it sucks when you go into your email account
And see you have two new emails in your inbox!
Then you go to them and both are some for of Spam. :-(

It sucks even more that two new emails can yeild that kind of excitement. What happened to my life?
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 11:43 PM
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1. I hid it in a puddle behind the toilet
Sorry. :hi:
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Dave Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 11:45 PM
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2. And it's a long time
until the new phone books come, too....

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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 11:46 PM
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3. My my, hey hey

Rock and roll is here to stay
Its better to burn out
Than to fade away
My my, hey hey.

Out of the blue and into the black
They give you this, but you pay for that
And once youre gone, you can never come back
When youre out of the blue and into the black.

The king is gone but hes not forgotten
This is the story of a johnny rotten
Its better to burn out than it is to rust
The king is gone but hes not forgotten.

Hey hey, my my
Rock and roll can never die
Theres more to the picture
Than meets the eye.
Hey hey, my my.
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 11:49 PM
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4. A Nigerian scam letter and a penis-enlargement appeal?
Some days, that's as good as it gets.
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democracyindanger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 11:50 PM
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5. I thought the same thing when I went into your email account.
Oh, there was some message from some girl that said she was completely in love with you and was wrong not to fulfill your high school crush, but I accidentally deleted it. She'll probably write back, though.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 11:57 PM
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7. My Highschool crush has kids now - so I'm not interested
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democracyindanger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 12:00 AM
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8. She attached nudie pictures.
Dude, kids or not, total MILF. She's been working the Thighmaster.
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 11:57 PM
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6. It's only really sad when you start responding the the spam.
And not my breasts are two cup sizes larger, and for what?!
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