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ContraBass Black Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 11:03 PM
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The Warning (Caution: No Sunshine in this Thread)
Too many of my sisters are under attack by worthless, repulsive fools loved only by God who insult the rest of male humanity by calling themselves men.

As a result: http://www.livejournal.com/users/baritone_black/71760.h...



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Be thou forwarned:

See these women I love, the ones I greet with smiles, hugs, and softly spoken, deeply felt words. These are my sisters.

My sisters' bodies belong to themselves and to God, not to you or anyone else. Do not look at, approach, or touch them without permission. Unless explicitly given liberty to do otherwise, you are to maintain polite perimeter and look upon no part of them other than their faces.

My sisters' minds belong to themselves and to God, not to you or anyone else. Do not confuse, harass, or disrupt them. If they do not wish to see you, you are not to be seen. If they do not wish to hear from you, do not visit, call, e-mail, page, IM, send messengers, or speak to them. If they wish to forget you, make no reminder of yourself.

My sisters' hearts belong to themselves and to God, not to you or anyone else. Do not cause them fear, pain, or disgust. Never threaten their bodies, families, friends, homes, or property. Do not hurt or deprive them. Do not demean them or anything they hold dear and sacred.

If you make yourself an obstacle to their health, happiness, and well-being, if you violate any part or extension of them, if you assault or affront them, or if the merest memory of you taints their dreams, I will break the Command of Divine Vengeance (Romans 12:19) and come crashing down upon you as if I myself were the fisted hand of God.
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Dave Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 11:37 PM
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1. Okay,
I guess this is the wrong place for a smart-ass remark, isn't it?
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 11:40 PM
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2. Almost certainly.
:D
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Dave Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 11:42 PM
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3. And I had some good ones, too.
Very topical.

A pity, really.
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ContraBass Black Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 12:06 AM
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4. Go ahead, say them.
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Dave Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 12:32 AM
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5. No, I hate to be too much of a jerk.
I'm trying to clean up my act a little bit.

Self-control is not easy, though...
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 12:47 AM
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6. so I cannot look at a woman's legs
without permission?
Isn't permission implied if she is wearing shorts?
And if she wears a tight t-shirt, I am some kind of a$$hole if I do not look at her face?
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