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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 02:42 PM
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the floor?
MATT

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs burried 6 feet under?
Doug

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that sits on top of a podium?
Mike

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs under your car?
Jack

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your mail box?
Bill

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs water-skiing?
Skip

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs rolling around on the beach?
Sandy

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole in the ground?
Phil

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that just fell out of a boat?
Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on a grill?
Frank

What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs sitting on a grill?
Patty

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a pile of leaves?
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Russell

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davsand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 02:54 PM
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1. What do you call a woman with no arms and legs on the grill with Frank?
Patty...

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a ditch by a gravel road? Dusty.


What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter it won't come anyhow.


What do you do with that dog at night?
Take it out for a drag.



Gawd, I DO love tasteless jokes.



Laura
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 02:55 PM
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2. What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 03:41 PM
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4. what do you call a foreign lady with one leg?
Irene

(I am going to hell)
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MN ChimpH8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 04:57 PM
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10. "So I sez to my wife with the artificial leg....
Edited on Tue Oct-18-05 04:57 PM by MN ChimpH8R
HEY PEG..."
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Blue_Tires Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 03:20 PM
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3. lol
what do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel testes?

sparky
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bikebloke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 03:56 PM
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5. Can Johnny come out and play baseball?
"You know Johnny doesn't have any arms and legs."

"Yeah, we want him to be third base."
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 04:06 PM
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6. 'mommy, mommy, how long do i have to keep walking in circles?'
'shut-up, or i'll nail your other foot to the floor!'
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 04:57 PM
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11. That sounds eerily like my mother.
:rofl:
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MrsMatt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 04:09 PM
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7. What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

What's black & white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black & white, black & white, black & white?

A nun falling down the stairs.
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 04:48 PM
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8. How did Helen Keller burn her fingers ???
She tried to read the waffle iron.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 04:52 PM
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9. lol.....Why were her legs yellow?
Her dog was blind, too.
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 08:29 PM
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15. How did she burn her cheek?
She tried to answer the iron.

How did she burn her other cheek?

They called back.
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pdx_prog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 05:01 PM
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12. Where does dragon milk come from?
short cows....
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 06:18 PM
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13. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pot?
Edited on Tue Oct-18-05 06:18 PM by Dangerously Amused



Stu.


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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 06:20 PM
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14. What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?


Kurt & Rod.
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