An ann coulter doll

[xxqqqzme]

from the people who brought U the squatter doll. It's only $30! I think squatter was $40

(I did a search & didn't C any previous postings)

http://www.ocweekly.com/ink/04/11/a-coker.php

I AM DOLL PARTS The boys at Talking Presidents are at it again. After having previously unleashed political action figures of Bill Clinton, Dennis Miller, Rummy and the dummy who started it all, George W. Bush, the right-leaning, Irvine-based toy company is rolling out a talking, Barbie-sized Ann Coulter doll. Quotes coming out of the slightly more plastic doll’s mouth include "At least when right-wingers rant, there’s a point" and "Why not go to war for oil? We need oil." Though the skirt is mini, the overall attire is not as slutty as what we’re used to seeing on Annie’s wire hanger of a frame. And the doll’s dishwater-blond hair isn’t stringy; it’s all poofy like a United Airlines flight attendant’s. But the face is perfect—right down to the cold, clear, life-disregarding eyes. You can pick up Coulter for $30 at www.talkingpresidents.com or a couple of sloe-gin fizzes in the hotel bar after her next speaking engagement.

[skibunny4dean]

1. Tch...

I'm prettier than Ann Coulter

[Catholic Sensation]

2. well of course you are

men can't be pretty, and everyone knows Ann Coulter is a man (not that there's anything wrong with that ;-))

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

3. Now THAT's just plain scary!

Aaaarrrrggggh!

[xxqqqzme]

4. thanx 4 getting the picture

I wasn't sure if I could attach it w/o upsetting some rule.

[polmaven]

7. but, but, but....

That's not Ann.....Silly......The throat is WAY too smooth for that to be Ann!!!!

[jmowreader]

10. There's no penis either.

As there would be on an anatomically correct Coulter doll... :evilgrin:

[Catholic Sensation]

5. I heard several things about this doll

like that it weighs more than Coulter, and when the doll is asked to speak at UNC, it doesn't do a half assed stand up routine.

I went to the Comedy Show known as "Ann Coulter at UNC" and I can say three things:

1. my right wing friend now hates her
2. coulter will have back problems when she turns 60 in ten years
3. i'm funnier than ann coulter.

[Deja Q]

6. If these people want to sell their dolls of repuke representatives...

make them VOODOO dolls where you stick a pin in the doll's foot and the real person yelps in pain. You'd get something like 34,000 buyers right now. :evilgrin:

[BlueJazz]

8. As I said in an earlier post about the Bush doll,...

...I've got a new blender that needs a test to see if the blades
are sharp enough...heh...heh...heh..

[Philostopher]

9. Yanno, that's not a bad idea, Radlib.

Any time I see one of these little neocon graven images, it takes me back to when I was about ten years old, and my teenaged cousin and I had difficulties finding anything with which to occupy our summer days when school wasn't in session.

Our favorite game was 'Olympic Dive.' We had a big slingshot, and they had an above-ground swimming pool. We used to have contests to see who could shoot a doll -- mine was Malibu Barbie, his was GI Joe -- from the farthest distance into the pool. There weren't really any winners, but Barbie often lost -- her head.

Just seeing that Coulter doll image takes me back to those times. The only proble would be that the Coulter doll might perforate the side of the pool.

I don't know, I wonder which one, between Incurious George and Ann-the-man, would make it from the longest distance?

[Endangered Specie]

11. this would

be a great thing to throw darts at :-)

[OldSoldier]

12. It *is* a dart

It would be a fun rear-view-mirror ornament. Make a nice little noose for it out of heavy string and hang him right up.

[Hubert Flottz]

13. It talks even when you don't pull the string!

I heard Santa laid it under the Christmas tree and it talked!

[lpbk2713]

14. Wind her up and

she "heads" for the bulge in the flight suit doll......... :eyes: