Pick a song title with field "man's name" in it, and substitute "Lard Ass"

[Rabrrrrrr]

and put band/singer name, too

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Bad, Bad, Lard Ass Brown

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. I Wanna Rape Lard Ass Gore - Mame Dropped Me

[shugah]

3. hey lard ass

jimi hendrix

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. ROTFL!

:rofl:

For some reason, that one made me laugh out loud, and I'm still laughing.

Too funny!

[shugah]

6. probably because

"he-ey, lard ass, where you goin' with that gun in your hand?" ;-)

note: i do have to say that i have nothing against lard asses - being one myself, and all.

[kittykatkoffeekup]

5. "Hey, lard ass" again

The Beatles

[Elidor]

7. Lard Ass, don't be a hero, don't be a fool with your life

Lard Ass don't lose that number, it's the only one you want, you might use it if you feel better when you get home

Lard Ass played guitar...(Ziggy)

...the day Lard Ass McAllister jumped off the Talahatchie Bridge...

Ground control to Major Lard Ass...

Sargeant Lard Ass's one-and-only Lonely Hearts Club Band, we hope you have enjoyed the show...

[Heidi]

8. (What’s it all about) Lardass

(Written by Burt Bachrach, for the original film, "Alfie.")

What’s it all about, Lardass?
Is it just for the moment we live?
What’s it all about when you sort it out, Lardass?
Are we meant to take more than we give
Or are we meant to be kind?
And if only fools are kind, Lardass,
Then I guess it’s wise to be cruel.
And if life belongs only to the strong, Lardass,
What will you lend on an old golden rule?
As sure as I believe there’s a heaven above, Lardass,
I know there’s something much more,
Something even non-believers can believe in.
I believe in love, Lardass.
Without true love we just exist, Lardass.
Until you find the love you’ve missed you’re nothing, Lardass.
When you walk let your heart lead the way
And you’ll find love any day, Lardass, Lardass.

[Cocoa]

9. Lard ass the eskimo (the mighty lard ass)

[Momgonepostal]

10. The Wreck of the Lard Ass Fitzgerald

Gordon Lightfoot

[mestup]

11. Lard Ass Loves Me

[flvegan]

12. Then St. Jimmy would be St. Lard Ass

I don't think Green Day wanted it that way.

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. St. Lard Ass' Pancake Breakfast

[neebob]

14. Oh, Lard Ass, you're so fine

You're so fine you blow my mind hey Lard Ass! Hey Lard Ass! Sorry, I don't remember the singer's name.

[neebob]

15. Dammit, now I have that song on the brain. nt

[mestup]

17. Grrr - me too! (Thanks a lot! You're definitely off my Xmas list. LOL)

[neebob]

19. I'm sorry.

Please send me a fruitcake. I deserve it!

[mestup]

16. Me and Lard Ass McGee

[wildhorses]

18. Lard Ass the Knife

Artist: Frank Sinatra
Album: Duets Ii
Title: Mack The Knife


Writer(s): weill/brecht/blitzstein


Oh, the shark has pretty teeth dear
And he shows 'em, pearly white
Just a jack knife has macheath dear
And he keeps it way out of sight

When that shark bites with his teeth, dear
Scarlet billows begin to spread
Fancy gloves though has macheath dear
So there's never, never a trace of red

On the sidewalk, one sunday morning
Lies a body, oozin' life
Someone's sneaking 'round the corner
Could that someone be Lard Ass the knife

From a tugboat, on the river going slow
A cement bag is dropping on down
You know that cement is for the weight dear
You can make a large bet Lard Ass is back in town

My man louis miller, he split the scene babe
After drawing out all the bread from his stash
Now macheath spends like a sailor
Do you suppose our boy, he's done something rash

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. Elton John's song "Lard Ass"

[SOteric]

21. Little known pop tune from the '80's:

Hey Lard Ass, your so fine
your so fine you blow my mind
Hey Lard Ass!

:7

[Rabrrrrrr]

22. The Who's musical "Lard Ass"

[Rabrrrrrr]

23. Lard Ass Christ Superstar

[bridgit]

24. the man who shot 'liberty lard ass'...

When Liberty Lard Ass rode to town the womenfolk would hide, they'd hide
When Liberty Lard Ass walked around the men would step aside
'cause the point of a gun was the only law that Liberty understood
When it came to shootin' straight and fast---he was mighty good.

From out of the East a stranger came, a law book in his hand, a man
The kind of a man the West would need to tame a troubled land
'cause the point of a gun was the only law that Liberty understood
When it came to shootin' straight and fast---he was mighty good.

Many a man would face his gun and many a man would fall
The man who shot Liberty Lard Ass, he shot Liberty Lard Ass
He was the bravest of them all.

The love of a girl can make a man stay on when he should go, stay on
Just tryin' to build a peaceful life where love is free to grow
But the point of a gun was the only law that Liberty understood
When the final showdown came at last, a law book was no good.

Alone and afraid she prayed that he'd return that fateful night, aww that night
When nothin' she said could keep her man from goin' out to fight
From the moment a girl gets to be full-grown the very first thing she learns
When two men go out to face each other only one retur-r-r-ns

Everyone heard two shots ring out, a shot made Liberty fall
The man who shot Liberty Lard Ass, he shot Liberty Lard Ass
He was the bravest of them all.

The man who shot Liberty Lard Ass, he shot Liberty Lard Ass
He was the bravest of them all.

[AlCzervik]

25. The ballard of Lard Ass by frank Gallop

A fond memory from Dr. Demento.

He was short and fat, and rode out of the West
With a Mogen David on his silver vest.
He was mean and nasty right clear through,
Which was kinda weird, 'cause he was yellow too.

They called him Irving.
Big Irving.
Big, short Irving.
Big, short, fat Irving.
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.

He came from the old Bar Mitzvah spread,
With a 10-gallon yarmulke on his head.*
He always followed his mother's wishes,
Even on the range he used two sets of dishes.

Irving.
Big, fat Irving.
Big sissy Irving.
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.

A hundred and forty-one could draw faster than he,
But Irving was looking for one forty-three.
Walked into Sol's Saloon like a man insane,
And ordered three fingers of two cents plain.

Irving.
Big, fat Irving.
Big sport Irving.
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.
----------------
the version available on Dr. Demento's 20th Anniversary Collection.]

One day Bad Max happened into town.
His aim was to shoot fat Irving down.
Bad Max said, "Draw, and draw right now!"
And Irving drew, drew a picture of a cow.

Irving.
Big, fat Irving.
Big gunfighter Irving.
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.
----------------

The James Boys was comin' on a train at first sun,
And the town said, "Irving, we need your gun."
When that train pulled in at the break of dawn,
Irving's gun was there, but Irving was gone.

Irving.
Big, fat Irving.
Big help, Irving.
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.

Well, finally Irving got three slugs in the belly.
It was right outside the Frontier Deli.
He was sittin' there twirlin' his gun around,
And butterfingers Irving gunned himself down!

Irving.
Big, fat Irving.
Big dum-dum Irving.
Big dum-dum dead Irving.
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.
Really.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

26. Lard Ass Angel, how I love him, how I tingle when he passes by

[jus_the_facts]

27. Go Ask Lard Ass ~ by Lard Ass Starship

[Rabrrrrrr]

29. One pill makes you smaller, and one pill makes you large..

but go ask Lard Ass...

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

28. Oh Lard Ass Boy, the pipes the pipes are calling you

[Ladyhawk]

36. I think you just ruined that song for me forever.

:D

[jus_the_facts]

30. The Wind Cries Lard Ass ~ The Lard Ass Experience

[shockra]

31. Angry Lard Ass

Poe

[Maestro]

32. I got one

When The Lard Ass Talks to God by Bright Eyes. :rofl:

[shockra]

33. Lard Ass Row the Boat Ashore

Hallelujah

[peekaloo]

34. The Ballad of Lard Ass and Yoko

dueling lard asses!

John Lennon

[jus_the_facts]

35. Lard Ass Was A Bullfrog ~ CCR

[Ladyhawk]

37. What a Friend We Have in Lard Ass

Can I be sacrilegious?

[Rabrrrrrr]

41. Lard Ass Loves Me

[PittPoliSci]

38. The Horror of Lard Ass

GWAR

[PittPoliSci]

39. Lard Ass the Impaler

also GWAR

[PittPoliSci]

40. The Sickbed of Lard Ass

Pogues

[PittPoliSci]

42. Lard Ass X

Public Enemy

[PittPoliSci]

43. Lard Ass Tuesday

Stones

[stlsaxman]

44. "For Micheal Collins, Lard Ass and Me".

obscure, i know...

[peekaloo]

45. La La la Lard Ass and the Jetsssssssss