What's the best route for the upcoming US invasion of Canada?

[maine_raptor]

1) Washington State and hang a right?

2) Through Maine and turn left?

3) Hey diddle diddle, up through the middle - Montana and spread out in both directions?

I'm not too keen on #2, too many out-of-stater's going through this neck of the woods.

[SaveElmer]

1. Move South...

Through Central and South America, across the Antarctic, and come up the other side...take them from the North...they will never expect it.

Oh and make sure to secure the breweries first!!! We don't want looting...eh!

[maine_raptor]

6. Oil and Beer

The only two reasons for "acquiring" Canada, that and making Peter Jennings an American citizen, post, that is.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

2. Last time we tried from the east and got our

ass handed to us... anyone remember the battle of Quebec?

I think the supply problem would be eased with I25 as our center, but the attacking from the north thing is very interesting.

[Sabriel]

3. Go in through the Boundary Waters

Use the Seals

[miss_kitty]

4. Those asshole vigilantes who patrol the Mexican-US border

have invaded Washington state-much to the chagrin of people on both sides of the border. I guess it's the Montana way...

[KitchenWitch]

5. A fourth option

Up through NoDak and northern Minnesota into Manitoba!

[northzax]

18. fifth option

come through Alaska and the Yukon, they'll never see it coming and we'll have them trapped in a pincer movement.

[geniph]

7. If Bush is responsible for the geography,

they'll probably go through Florida.

:dunce:

[Lisa]

10. well, a lot of us are down there now anyway! (n/t)

[Zuni]

8. several fronts would work best

From Washington State/Montana and Alaska to hit BC/Yukon with twin pincers and to reinforce the rebel canadians in Alberta.

An half amphib (cross lake)/ half armored (from New England into Southeastern Canada, turning towards Toronto) attack through the great lakes and New England aimed at Toronto and then Ottawa


smaller diversonary attack aimed at Quebec /Montreal (along with promises of Quebec Independence should keep the French out of the fight)

[Lisa]

9. for us, or for you? (n/t)

[Beer Snob-50]

11. slam right through vermont.

lots of cows up thata way so you wouldn't be bothering many people

[LSK]

12. they should invade russia, then cross over to alaska and down

Sounds like a * war plan to me!

[meganmonkey]

13. Just go through Detroit

People leave Detroit all the time, so no one will get suspicious

:evilfrown:

[Canadian Socialist]

14. You should wait until January

and then go thru Montana and North Dakota into Alberta, Saskatchewan and Manitoba. Then, in the spring, we can just heave the frozen bodies into the truck (less smell). :evilgrin:

[maine_raptor]

15. See that's one of the things about you Canadians

Just too DAMN NEAT!!!! :D

[Gormy Cuss]

16. Let's go with the three-pronged attack.

West Coasters shoot straight North and stay in BC.

People from the Mid-Atlantic and north go through Maine, with only New Englanders turning right to the Maritimes, the rest turning left toward Montreal.

Everyone else can rush through at Detroit and fan out.

Works for me.:P

[Dark]

17. What about the great Lakes? You could pick up some ammo

in Kentucky, too.