A small rant: Automatic Staplers

[sasquatch]

:rant:

Are we so fat and lazy that we need automatic staplers? Who the fuck is too weak to staple the goddamned papers together by pressing a small lever?

:crazy::eyes:

[jeff30997]

1. I'M BLIND !!!

[johnnie]

2. I've been screaming that for years

And to top it off, not one...not ONE presidential candidate has ever even used that in their platform.

[China_cat]

3. That's an almost understandable office implement.

The one I don't understand is the automatic label peeler.

http://www.avery.com/us/products/quickpeel/

[kick-ass-bob]

9. NO WAY!! THAT ONE IS F'ING COOL!!!

I WANT ONE!!

:crazy:

[LaurenG]

4. lol "Office Space" that's my stapler, my stapler

That's all I could think of. Mine is a regular old hand stapler btw.

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[sasquatch]

6. You know that streamline came out with their own stapler line afterwards

Everyone that saw that movie wanted a streamline stapler.

[Dora]

5. Obviously

You have never had to staple 1000 sets of anything.

[SOteric]

7. An excellent point I was just about to make, myself.

And 1,000 sets of something 1/4" thick probably hasn't happened to him, either.

[sasquatch]

8. No, I haven't

I'm just so used to the old school "Smack it with your hand" staplers that the easy pushes to me feel like nothing.

[kick-ass-bob]

10. You obviously need to

get a real copier that staples!

(I wonder what the OP thinks of those?)

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