I'm "coming out" as Lesbian

[MrScorpio]

I need a new toaster

[MadHound]

1. Well Mr. Scorpio,

I think that if you're going to come out as a lesbian, you're going to need a lot more(and less) than a toaster in order to achieve your goal. Otherwise you will be guilty of false advertising and your toaster will be repoed. Just thought I'd let you know.

[warrior1]

2. Ms Scorpio's make over

[LynneSin]

3. Sorry, this is MrScorpio's makeover

[MsUSA]

4. I'm buying the most expensive toaster in the world.....

It's in the vermont catalog:

Russell Hobbs 2-Slot Toaster, the Leading Brand in the U.K.

It comes as no surprise to us that this toaster is in such demand, especially with its clever blend of timeless styling and leading-edge technology. Beneath an attractive cool-touch brushed-chrome body lies a high-tech toasting system that crisps bread quickly on the outside while keeping it moist on the inside. Also the heated air is blocked from escaping so the browning process is accelerated, using less energy.
Cool-touch brushed chrome body
High-tech toasting system keeps bread crisp on the outside and moist on the inside
Extra-wide slots for bagels
Reheat setting
Frozen setting for toasting frozen items
Warming racks included
Other features include extra-wide slots for toasting bagels and extra-thick breads, a control panel with variable browning control, a reheat setting, a frozen setting for toasting frozen items, and a midcycle cancel button. Warming racks are included to rest on top of the toaster to warm buns, croissants, and more. UL listed.

Look here for picture of toaster.

http://www.vermontcountrystore.com/shopping/product/detailmain.jsp?itemID=10557&itemType=PRODUCT&iMainCat=45&iSubCat=227&iProductID=10557

[matcom]

5. I'm sorry but your application has been rejected

feel free to re-apply after 90 days.

-Matcom (official lounge lesbian)

[LynneSin]

9. Matcom, you are NOT the DU Lounge Lesbian anymore

you do know that GOPisEvil has replaced you!!



You'll just have to try harder but until then only GOPisEvil can approve or reject applications

[Skittles]

12. JAYSUS DAVID

CANNOT LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR A FEW SECONDS

[StopTheMorans]

6. 1987 is calling; it wants its joke back

[JVS]

7. What do I have to do to get a deep-fryer?

[Skittles]

8. LOL

did I start that toaster thing? I complained years ago that gays showed up on my doorstep trying to recruit me, offering toasters and savings bonds I think it was. :D

[Love Bug]

10. So, if someone comes out as Bi do they only get a 2-slice

instead of a 4-slice toaster?

[chaska]

11. Late to the party Mr. S. I've been a lesbian trapped...

in a man's body for longer than I care to remember.