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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-08-05 10:17 AM
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I just tossed a slug off the back porch - Wonder how long it took him....
to get up there?

stupid slug
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  - You're always squashing the dreams of the  yvr girl   Oct-08-05 10:18 AM   #1 
  - its like playing God  matcom   Oct-08-05 10:19 AM   #2 
     - Maybe YOU are its god  yvr girl   Oct-08-05 10:22 AM   #3 
     - i am  matcom   Oct-08-05 10:24 AM   #5 
        - Whatever  yvr girl   Oct-08-05 10:26 AM   #6 
           - go ahead. climb my mountain  matcom   Oct-08-05 10:27 AM   #7 
              - It should be predictable, shouldn't it?  yvr girl   Oct-08-05 10:33 AM   #8 
                 - you sure?  matcom   Oct-08-05 10:34 AM   #9 
                    - Could be?  yvr girl   Oct-08-05 10:37 AM   #10 
                       - oh i can guarantee it  matcom   Oct-08-05 10:42 AM   #11 
                          - It's all about YOU isn't it?  yvr girl   Oct-08-05 10:47 AM   #13 
                             - yes  matcom   Oct-08-05 10:48 AM   #14 
                                - Elitist. How about I just blow you  yvr girl   Oct-08-05 10:53 AM   #15 
                                   - that was NOT my command  matcom   Oct-08-05 10:54 AM   #16 
                                      - I'm more into chocolate sauce and whipped cream  yvr girl   Oct-08-05 10:59 AM   #17 
     - Ugh. slugs...  supernova   Oct-08-05 10:22 AM   #4 
  - all night  Joan_Alpern   Oct-08-05 10:44 AM   #12 
  - See  billyskank   Oct-08-05 11:28 AM   #19 
     - ya think ...  Joan_Alpern   Oct-08-05 11:59 AM   #20 
  - It's an allegory of the myth of Sisyphus  El Fuego   Oct-08-05 11:27 AM   #18 
  - I love anyone who can reference mythology so casually  Atlas Mugged   Oct-08-05 12:13 PM   #21 
     - Since you're "Atlas"  El Fuego   Oct-08-05 02:02 PM   #22 
  - You didn't use salt on it?  sasquatch   Oct-08-05 02:08 PM   #23 
  - Why does this topic title seem somehow vaguely pornographic?  GrpCaptMandrake   Oct-08-05 02:37 PM   #24 
  - What?!! You threw it away?!!  SOteric   Oct-08-05 03:26 PM   #25 
  - A slug knocks on a door.  rug   Oct-08-05 04:02 PM   #26 
  - More fun to put salt or beer on them.  xmas74   Oct-08-05 04:29 PM   #27 
 
yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-08-05 10:18 AM
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1. You're always squashing the dreams of the
'little people' aren't you.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-08-05 10:19 AM
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2. its like playing God
he probably spent all night trying to reach the top of his mountain.

now.....

CRAWL UP THERE AGAIN BITCH!
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-08-05 10:22 AM
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3. Maybe YOU are its god
and it was on a pilgrimage.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-08-05 10:24 AM
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5. i am
and i have just spite thee
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-08-05 10:26 AM
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6. Whatever
'sides, you're not MY god - more like a pet.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-08-05 10:27 AM
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7. go ahead. climb my mountain
see what happens :P
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-08-05 10:33 AM
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8. It should be predictable, shouldn't it?
but I gotta wash my hair today, ya that's it, I gotta wash my hair.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-08-05 10:34 AM
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9. you sure?
it could be the 'second coming'
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-08-05 10:37 AM
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10. Could be?
You're not very reliable, are you? A girl's gotta have some standards.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-08-05 10:42 AM
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11. oh i can guarantee it
as long as you 'bow down' before me
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-08-05 10:47 AM
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13. It's all about YOU isn't it?
You gods are all the same.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-08-05 10:48 AM
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14. yes
we are a tight group
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-08-05 10:53 AM
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15. Elitist. How about I just blow you
...a little kiss?
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-08-05 10:54 AM
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16. that was NOT my command
you like locusts huh?
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-08-05 10:59 AM
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17. I'm more into chocolate sauce and whipped cream
locusts seem kind of 'Fear Factor'ish. :P
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-08-05 10:22 AM
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4. Ugh. slugs...
I hate slugs on my steps. :P

Why is it always the steps?
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-08-05 10:44 AM
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12. all night
after it ate your flowers
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-08-05 11:28 AM
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19. See
Everything balances itself out!
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-08-05 11:59 AM
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20. ya think ...

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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-08-05 11:27 AM
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18. It's an allegory of the myth of Sisyphus
which makes you the evil slug god.
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Atlas Mugged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-08-05 12:13 PM
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21. I love anyone who can reference mythology so casually
I purchased my yearly pomegranate yesterday just to enjoy it and contemplate the seasonal changes it is responsible for.
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-08-05 02:02 PM
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22. Since you're "Atlas"
You would know that! :)
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-08-05 02:08 PM
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23. You didn't use salt on it?
Oh man, that's TONS OF FUN right there.
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GrpCaptMandrake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-08-05 02:37 PM
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24. Why does this topic title seem somehow vaguely pornographic?
Just sounds dirty, I guess. Or I've got a dirty mind. Or something.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-08-05 03:26 PM
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25. What?!! You threw it away?!!
(French Accent) Foolish American. I could have sent you recipes. (/French Accent)
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-08-05 04:02 PM
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26. A slug knocks on a door.
Man opens door. Doesn't see anything, shrugs and shuts the door. Happens again. Third time man looks down sees the slug and is so pissed he tosses him off the porch.

Five years later slug knocks on the door. Man opens door. Slug says, "What the hell was that about?"
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-08-05 04:29 PM
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27. More fun to put salt or beer on them.
It kills them. Kinda mean but it was a form of entertainment as a child.
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