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prolesunited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 02:10 PM
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I have terribly sad news. Blue-Jay is leaving me for another.
What a lucky duck. :cry:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 02:12 PM
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1. I warned you to keep him away from the "furniture lady" across the street.
:hug:
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 02:13 PM
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2. huh?
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 02:14 PM
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5. damn you, blue jay, damn you
damn you for breaking her heart :cry:
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 02:16 PM
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6. time for some blues
"I woke up this morning and my adrenal gland had been removed! That old dog, Blue-Jay left me, and I don't know what to do" *runs*
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 02:19 PM
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9. You meanie!!!!
:evilfrown:
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 02:20 PM
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10. I swear. That other woman meant NOTHING to me!
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 02:21 PM
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13. That's what they all say....
:shrug:
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prolesunited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 02:26 PM
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23. Meant NOTHING!?!?!? Then how do you explain this?
This doesn't look like nothing to me! You've never kissed me like this. :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr:


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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 02:13 PM
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3. Another what?
:cry:
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 02:14 PM
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4. I told you, compulsive gambling is more important than love
to a compulsive gambler
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Susang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 02:16 PM
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7. What are you talking about?
We're all confused and shit. :silly:
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 02:18 PM
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8. I think she meant to post a picture.
It just occurred to me that she snapped a funny one last night.
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Susang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 02:20 PM
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11. Ah ha!
The mystery is somewhat revealed! :hi:
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prolesunited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 02:21 PM
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12. Little does he know, I've had a detective following him
And now I have photographic evidence. I'm posting it here for everyone to see his lecherous behavior.

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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 02:22 PM
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14. I never could resist blue eye shadow.
:bounce:
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Susang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 02:23 PM
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15. What a cad!
Inter-species cheating, no less! :evilfrown:
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 02:25 PM
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19. Just wait until she finds out about the box turtle.
Hoooo, boy!
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Susang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 02:26 PM
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22. Dirty, dirty boy!
No wonder she's marrying you! :spank:
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prolesunited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 02:32 PM
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27. Box turtle?!?!?!
How could you? How could you? :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 02:24 PM
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16. What a sicko.
:puke:
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 02:25 PM
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17. That's no duck.
That's Cate! :cry:
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Susang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 02:25 PM
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20. Wha??
:wow:
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 02:28 PM
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24. Don't judge.
Edited on Fri Oct-07-05 02:28 PM by XNASA
Please don't judge. :(
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prolesunited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 02:30 PM
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26. I am so sorry.
May I be the first to console you in your time of need? :evilgrin:
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 02:25 PM
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18. That's a mighty interesting looking....
tongue.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 02:26 PM
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21. To heck with the detective, call pRick Santorum.
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prolesunited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 02:29 PM
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25. I'm sure he would be interested in this
But, alas, although my heart is broken, I can't turn into a right-wing tool. At least *I* have some standards, unlike those who shall not be named.
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