The Puckered Poodle of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "'Jobs and growth.' 'Growth and jobs.' That's all I hear. And 'Iraq,' and
'North Korea,' and 'Middle-East Peace,' and 'cloning,' and 'trade,' and . . . . Geez! . . . When the
hell is it going to stop so I can just kick back and maybe watch the game or pick animals out
of the clouds. Why the hell does anyone EVER want this job? It's just no damn fun. Geez."

[patdem]

1. Pay to the Order of : George W Bush

get over it America bush* has stolen the countries money, pure and simple!

[underpants]

2. They always hand the big check to Tiger what gives?

:shrug:

[Richardo]

3. The backdrops are getting more blatant - Target: Moran-Americans...

Rove: "F*** the "jobs and growth" bullshit - too subtle. Just put money up there. THAT should create some positive associations for the nimrod."

[Cocoa]

10. it's over the top

this administration will go down in history for all this crap.

It's like they despise the country and all its citizens. They hate us!

[skip fox]

4. Swift CAPTIONS fly from morn to noon

Yet leave the skies of day far too soon,
But other CAPTIONS follow in their flight
To leaven evening and confound the night!

:bounce:

[cosmicdot]

5. W is *thinking*: gotta sell this idea ... I can either say it means

about $480 each or that it puts about $12 billion in the hands of 25 million Americans ... what about the other 260 million Americans they might ask ... my gas bill has gone up by more than that amount someone else might say ... either way I'm screwed ... I know I'll talk about terra and that we're killing 'em off one by one ... and that the people of Afghanistan are free ... hell, they don't know any different ... I'll use that 'justice' word with special emphasize on the 'tice' part ... they always love that ... the Iraq people are now free ... I'll throw that in ... nobody's paying attention ... and, say we see them enjoying it everyday ... back to taxes, jobs and stuff ... oh, God, it's almost my time ... yadda yadda ... focus money ... training ... yeah, training is good ... wave the flag ... exploit those in uniform ... corporate executives weren't telling the truth ... what's that got to do with this big friggn' check ... well, we slapped them good on the wrist ... with more money in your pocket, you'll demand a good good or a good service ... whatever in the hell that means ... and that might help someone find a job ... yadda yadda yadda ... and, tell 'em about Barry who wants to renovate his kitchen and that might cause a part-time job to open up a Home Depot ... but, Barry said he's going on a vacation instead ... that he can hardly do one much less both ... and if I knew any place near the shore for $19.95 a night that that might cause a part-time motel job to open up ... so much racing through my mind ... at least a thought every hour or so ... in 22 months, we've been tested with national emergency, corporate scandals, by recession ... some say, depression ... and by war ... and, it's all been on my watch ... oh, shite, I'm just gonna read the teleprompter ...

[I AM SPARTACUS]

6. "I'm gonna hold my breath until I turn blue, that'll fix 'em..."

[Pert_UK]

7. Unfortunately, that morning Cheney had over-inflated the rubber President

:evilgrin:

P.

[Peachhead22]

8. Shrub is thinking:

"Child tax credits, head start, education...'it's for the children'. Yeah, yeah, yeah...blow it out your ass. Let the little bastards eat cake."

[blondeatlast]

9. bushit's take on Emma Lazarus, "New Colossus":

Give me your oil,
Your wealthy,
Your yacht-set setting out to sea,
Karl Rove and Condi waving on the shore,
Send these, the hand-picked clean ones, to me!
I lift my tax cuts, uh, um, to the backdrop . . ."

[LynneSin]

11. I hope Lady Liberty doesn't smack me on the head with that torch...

since I've pretty much gutted all freedoms and liberty in our country in less than 3 years!

[Astarho]

12. BUSH: I have to pay back 6 trillion dollars?!!!

Poppy and Unka Dick said this would be a sweet deal and I would be rollin' in it! Wish I hadn't flucked math now!