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[arwalden]

[JimmyJazz]

1. Please do not hang up.

[arwalden]

2. Your Call Will Be Answered In The Order In Which It Was Recieved

[JimmyJazz]

4. I already posted THAT!

:crazy: We are really cross communicating here :(

[arwalden]

8. But They Repeat It A Dozen Times... So Why Can't I?

LOL!

[KitchenWitch]

3. We know your time is valuable

[JimmyJazz]

5. HEY! Get back into MY thread!

:spank: Do NOT be fooled by imitations! :o

[democracyindanger]

6. Do you know about our automated help system?

[Elidor]

7. If you'd like to wait 30 minutes for a live operator, please press 1 now

Thank you. If you'd like to hear some awful soft rock from the '80s, please press 2. If you'd like to slit your throat, you may press 3 at any time.

[arwalden]

9. Tall and tan and young and lovely...

The girl from ipanema goes walking
And when she passes, each one she passes goes - ah

When she walks, she’s like a samba
That swings so cool and sways so gentle
That when she passes, each one she passes goes - ooh

(ooh) but I watch her so sadly
How can I tell her I love her
Yes I would give my heart gladly
But each day, when she walks to the sea
She looks straight ahead, not at me

Tall, (and) tan, (and) young, (and) lovely
The girl from ipanema goes walking
And when she passes, I smile - but she doesn’t see (doesn’t see)
(she just doesn’t see, she never sees me,...)