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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 10:51 AM
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Post something you find embarrassing about yourself.
If I went shirtless in public, people may turn to stone. :(
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 10:53 AM
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1. I am so clumsy. I can trip on a tiny pebble.
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 10:56 AM
Response to Reply #1
2. I'm clumsy, too!
I snag easily on doorknobs, and I trip over things.
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AnarchoFreeThinker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:14 PM
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32. no name no slogan confessing to being clumsy, too, in 3...2...1...
Edited on Wed Oct-05-05 01:28 PM by dmsRoar
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:25 PM
Response to Reply #32
34. I don't know what you're talking about.
Edited on Wed Oct-05-05 01:34 PM by Sugar Smack
;-)
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AnarchoFreeThinker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:28 PM
Response to Reply #34
35. I don't know what you're talking about
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:35 PM
Response to Reply #35
36. I never know what you're talking about.
;-) ;-) ;-)
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AnarchoFreeThinker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:39 PM
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37. ...
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:44 PM
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38. .....
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:49 PM
Response to Reply #38
40. ...
:*
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:54 PM
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42. .....


:*
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:09 PM
Response to Reply #42
50. counting
the hours... can't wait! :loveya:
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AnarchoFreeThinker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:18 PM
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56. ooooooooooooooooh. oh. OK. I get it. Leaving now. You two have fun.
don't mind me. nevermind all that stuff above. okey-dokey, then. I get it. "airplane." yep, missed the sig line. will you be my airplane, too?
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:34 PM
Response to Reply #42
64. Oh my god
You mean you're promised to someone else?
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:38 PM
Response to Reply #64
66. You're such a flirt, billyskank-
You're a red-blooded, hundred-percent, card-carrying, all-account flirt, flirt!

:loveya: :hi: :pals:

I like it!
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AnarchoFreeThinker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:04 PM
Response to Reply #40
46. oh, for the love of GOD, why do you hate our country?
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:04 PM
Response to Reply #32
47. you wish.
I'm as elegant and graceful as Barishnikov. :7
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AnarchoFreeThinker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:08 PM
Response to Reply #47
48. yeah, nice tu-tu. what a coincidence, you posting here.. what're the odds
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:10 PM
Response to Reply #48
51. Say, don't you have some kitties to strangle or something?
Edited on Wed Oct-05-05 02:10 PM by no name no slogan
:)
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AnarchoFreeThinker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:20 PM
Response to Reply #51
59. FYI I HAVE FOUR CATS, so that really hurt
:spray:
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:29 PM
Response to Reply #59
62. lucky stiff. Four cats AND you live
in Chapel Hill. I've only got two cats and I live in St. Paul. :(
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:59 PM
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45. Me too! I have learned
though that it is best to just go with the fall. If you try to stop the inevitable fall, you are more likely to get injured. If you just go with it, you'll be okay!! ;)
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:19 PM
Response to Reply #45
58. Oh, there you are!
:D

Go with the fall, doll! And with the bumps- did you know that I was the original poster child for the abolition of sharp corners?

It's true! :patriot:
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:22 PM
Response to Reply #58
61. Y'know, I could tell a story here...
about having to drive the unfamiliar streets of a certain town, but I'll just shut my trap now. :evilgrin:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:30 PM
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63. Sharp corners suck!!
Edited on Wed Oct-05-05 02:30 PM by Shell Beau
I fell just the other day. I have ceramic tile in my house and my heel of my shoe somehow got caught in one of the cracks in between the two pieces of tile. I fell straight back. I am lucky I didn't hit my head on the sharp corner of the fish aquarium. But I am such a pro at falling that I rarely get hurt anymore! :)
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AnarchoFreeThinker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:46 PM
Response to Reply #63
68. at least when you land it's on something majestic
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:48 PM
Response to Reply #68
69. Hey now that is a good point. But I don't want
to damage its majestic-ness. I could do like J-Lo and insure it!! :evilgrin:
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AnarchoFreeThinker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:53 PM
Response to Reply #69
72. I'll insure it for you. Let's see, 1st I'll have to take lots of close-up
pictures, then test it for butterscotch and traffic....
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:54 PM
Response to Reply #72
73. Ha ha ha!
I thought I faxed you a good enough pic yesterday!!!!
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AnarchoFreeThinker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:56 PM
Response to Reply #73
75. you have to be meticulous when you're insuring something of great value
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:58 PM
Response to Reply #75
77. You are right!! We will have to set up
an appointment b/c I really need the insurance quick!!
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 10:57 AM
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3. I've got a lot of scars
mostly on my belly
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 10:59 AM
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4. I can't grow a beard to save my life (and I'm a guy)
When I try to, it looks like I never went through puberty. :(
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Celeborn Skywalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 11:59 AM
Response to Reply #4
11. Same here.
I'm 21 and when I do try and grow a goatee or beard it ends up looking very sparse.
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 12:21 PM
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19. Well I can grow a beard in an instant.(and I'm a girl)..
Seems I spent half my life tweezing and waxing.
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Lilyhoney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 11:13 AM
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5. I smoke cigarettes.
I am very embarrassed by this.
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 11:43 AM
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6. too shameful?
I think Laura Ingraham is kinda hot
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 11:45 AM
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7. If *I * went shirtless in public, people would point and laugh.
Edited on Wed Oct-05-05 11:47 AM by Left Is Write
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pdx_prog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:47 PM
Response to Reply #7
39. I think we need a picture...:)
:hi:
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:50 PM
Response to Reply #39
41. ...
:rofl:

I'm thinking "no" on that one. ;)
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pdx_prog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:57 PM
Response to Reply #41
44. but, but....
oh alright...<kicking dirt>
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:57 PM
Response to Reply #7
76. Erm...I beg to differ.
:hi:
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CornField Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 11:52 AM
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8. I can never shut up - even with foot planted firmly in my mouth
I just keep babbling, trying to correct my previous transgressions, and simply make even worse.

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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 11:55 AM
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9. My inseam is 4 inches shorter than my waist size.
Yet only 10 years ago, it was the opposite. :(
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 12:02 PM
Response to Reply #9
14. Don't let gravity get you down
My waist is six inches more than my inseam-- and that's down from 8-10 inches from a year ago. *sigh*
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:58 PM
Response to Reply #9
78. Heh...I've got you beat...my inseam is 8-10 inches less than my waist.
Although...at one point it was about 20" less.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 03:14 PM
Response to Reply #78
79. Whoa! You?
No way.

At one time I was a 28-32, now I'm a 34-30. I can see how my waist went from 28 to 34, but how did my inseam shrink by 2 inches????
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 03:18 PM
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80. I was measured for a tux in 1999, waist 50, inseam 29.
Now I'm either a 38/29 or 40/29 depending on the brand and style of pants. In jeans I end up getting 38/30 a lot because 29 is hard to get.

Of course, at my heaviest, I never wore 50 waist pants. I wore 44 or 46 at the most.
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Neshanic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 09:34 PM
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101. 6'2" and 30 inseam. I feel the pain.
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cssmall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 11:58 AM
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10. There are oh so many.
I'm clumsy as can be and injury prone. Not to mention, I analyze everything in regards to culture.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 12:00 PM
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12. My collection of Nobels and Pulitzers and Medals of Honor
I'm always embarrassed when people come over and see them on the wall.
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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:56 PM
Response to Reply #12
43. Maybe if you dusted them once in a while...
Also if you collect too much of this stuff, it looks cluttered.

Next time around tell those Nobel people just to send the check and dispense with the medals and plaques.
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 12:01 PM
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13. I use promises of...
certain favors in an attempt to get my boyfriend to clean my bathrooms before I get home.
It had better sparkle by the way. :spank:

:yoiks:
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 12:18 PM
Response to Reply #13
18. by "certain favors", do you mean that he gets to wear the belly cast?
:shrug:
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:02 PM
Response to Reply #18
23. I just peed.
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:12 PM
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29. What's the point of that?
That has to do with a remembrance of my baby and my pregnancy. That doesn't even make sense. :eyes:
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:15 PM
Response to Reply #29
53. well, in the area that I'm originally from (Western New York), and, in the
area in which I currently live, we refer to it as a "joke".
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 03:38 PM
Response to Reply #53
82. self-delete
Edited on Wed Oct-05-05 03:38 PM by whoisalhedges
I meant to reply to the OP.
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Pale Blue Dot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 08:22 PM
Response to Reply #13
97. I got here too late to clean the bathrooms.
Guess I'm sleeping on the couch tonight. :cry:
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 12:03 PM
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15. I can't do math in my head.
:(

And, if I went shirtless in public, people may also turn to stone. :(
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AnarchoFreeThinker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:08 PM
Response to Reply #15
26. just kidding in post 20
I can't actually do math in my head
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:17 PM
Response to Reply #15
55. Ah, who needs to do math in their head?
That's what god gave us calculators for! Anyway, these days no-one can do arithmetic in their heads, because schools don't teach kids how to do it any more! Pretty soon if you can recite your seven times table they'll burn you at the stake for being a witch, or something. :crazy:

As for the shirtless thing, I have no experience of course, but I really doubt it... :pals:
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AnarchoFreeThinker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 12:07 PM
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16. I think Misunderestimator might have scolded me this morning.
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 12:16 PM
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17. I think dmsRoar might have scalded me this morning.
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AnarchoFreeThinker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 12:21 PM
Response to Reply #17
20. at least we can do math in our heads
:toast:
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 12:26 PM
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21. I'm so bad with directions
I get lost going up steps.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 12:27 PM
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22. I get this one really long hair
That grows off the top of my earlobe... I snip it once a week.
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NorthernSpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:03 PM
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24. I still have difficulty distinguishing left from right...
... but it's better than it used to be. Until I was about 14, I couldn't figure out which direction was which at all!

:blush:
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:08 PM
Response to Reply #24
49. hey me too
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:52 PM
Response to Reply #24
70. I still have to put my hand to my heart really fast
To figure out which way is right and which is left. I'm 41..lol.
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 04:08 PM
Response to Reply #24
94. And here I thought I was the only one!
L/R, and seen/saw...

Can't figure out any of those. :silly:
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devilgrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:06 PM
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25. I have a complexion that NASA is considering sending manned spacecraft to.
How embarrassing is that?
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 09:27 PM
Response to Reply #25
99. Me too, and I'm in my forties. My face is dry as a bone but
I have acne.

Yuck.
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:11 PM
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27. I think I may have been using the abdominezer in the reverse
can i sue charlene tilton?
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:12 PM
Response to Reply #27
31. I also have a bad habit of playing my harmonica upside down on the first
song . Hey I just started playing.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:11 PM
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28. i never, ever go barefoot or wear sandals because i have
the worlds ugliest feet.
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:12 PM
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30. I'm clumsy.
Last week at food service, I was climing the stairs to go sit down to eat (I was holding a tray full of food and beverages), and I tripped on one of the steps and spilled both glasses of my chocolate milk all over the place. I did it in front of 700 or so students.

That was embarrassing. :blush:
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:15 PM
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33. Deleted message
Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.
 
MissHoneychurch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:14 PM
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52. I am dropping things quite often
gravity is a powerful force :D
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:38 PM
Response to Reply #52
65. Don't let gravity get you down
(the saying on a T-shirt I bought for a friend a few years ago) :D
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bearfan454 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:16 PM
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54. I'm fat.
Too fat.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:19 PM
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57. I am so very naive....it is truly embarrassing when I don't get what
the rest of you worldly types get......*sigh*



:blush:
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Greyhound Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:21 PM
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60. Too well endowed. Oh sure everybody thinks it's so great
but the reality is very limiting. :shrug:
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 10:32 PM
Response to Reply #60
103. Since 6h grade - I know what you mean
rarely have eye contact with new people. Not so bad now that the rest of me has become as well endowed, but back when all but that was thin - jeez
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:44 PM
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67. My fingernails are all wonky.
They bend and curl in odd directions.
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:52 PM
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71. My penis is too big !
:(
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:56 PM
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74. I hate people who wear t-shirts that say "Fuckers" or "Fuck"....
Oh wait. That's nothing to be embarrassed about.

Nevermind.
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jane_pippin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 03:20 PM
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81. I have no depth perception so I run into doors all the time, and
thanks to my Greek heritage there's not enough Nair on the planet for me. (Anyone who's read the book Middlesex will understand what I mean.)
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 09:29 PM
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100. Me too. It's especially bad at night. It can be quite painful. nt
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 03:39 PM
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83. I am getting married next week.
I am so ashamed. :cry:
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Trigger Hippie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 03:43 PM
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84. I am a very hairy girl...
:blush:
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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 03:44 PM
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85. That I bothered to copy and paste part of Southwest's contract of carriage
for someone who won't read it anyway... :eyes:
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AnarchoFreeThinker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 03:46 PM
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86. I'm going to miss getting yelled at, too
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cassandra uprising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 03:59 PM
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87. I haven't posted in months.
I am ashamed.

:hi:
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 04:00 PM
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88. hey cassandra
Edited on Wed Oct-05-05 04:00 PM by lionesspriyanka
i accidentally posted your pic the other day :hi:
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cassandra uprising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 04:03 PM
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91. Hey lady!
:bounce: :hi: :bounce: :loveya: :bounce:

I neglected to respond to your post. I'd sure as hell date you, if I wasn't married that is.
:blush:

How's doing?
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 04:04 PM
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92. i am doing ok...and ofcourse CONGRATULATIONS!
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 04:03 PM
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90. Congrats, you.
:toast:
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cassandra uprising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 04:08 PM
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93. Thanks!
Soon you too will meet my fate.

:bounce:

How's the fam?
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 04:01 PM
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89. The enormity of my member is embarrassing...
Look away, I'm hideous.
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 04:11 PM
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95. roflmao
lucky you. What part of the country do you live in? :rofl: I am sure that there are plenty of people here who would love to comfort you.
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 05:43 PM
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96. I am messy!
oh well.
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 09:21 PM
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98. I have a vestigial tail
Not really. I just wanted to say "vestigial."
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greblc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 10:23 PM
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102. I'm" Robin Williams " Hairy....
and hot wax scares me.
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