Once again, EVERYONE WHO'S RUDE TO ME GETS TOMBSTONED!

[LoZoccolo]

HA HA HA HA!

:bounce: :toast:

[In_The_Wind]

1. so

who the hell was rude to you ...

and how is you have the pull to get rid of a DUer who is rude ...

DUers have made me cry but they are still here ...

do I have to pay off in Swedish Fish of what ...

just askin'

[LoZoccolo]

2. It's not really a question of pull or anything.

A lot of them just tend to self-destruct. If they're rude to me, chances are they are to a lot of other people, or will get into escalating fights with people which end up with them breaking the rules enough.

"Everyone" is a hyperbole, but a few people have ended up like that.

[In_The_Wind]

4. You have made an excellent point.

I agree with you because some DUers have act like snowballs rolling slowly downhill. Then go POOF!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. Hm...I don't believe I've ever spoken to you before.....

Much less been rude!

How are you today, anyhow?

:hi:

[hickman1937]

5. The one and only guy that was ever rude to me got pizza'd.

Couple of months later, but he had a lotta friends. Snarked me for being a low poster. Weird thing was that he was the first to welcome to DU. Talk about ambivalent. Ah bosh, the welcome more than canceled the snark, I wish he was back.

[Blue-Jay]

6. Sod off.

And Oasis sucks.

:D

[hfojvt]

7. After what he had calculated to ten significant decimal places

as being the precise length of pause most likely to convey a general contempt for all LoZoccolos, he typed a plagiaristic response. LaZoccolo, you're a jerk, a complete knee-biter. :P

[Susang]

8. I've been rude to you and I'm still here

Good times and bum times,
I've seen them all and, my dear,
I'm still here.
Plush velvet sometimes,
Sometimes just pretzels and beer,
But I'm here.
I've stuffed the dailies
In my shoes.
Strummed ukuleles,
Sung the blues,
Seen all my dreams disappear,
But I'm here.
I've slept in shanties,
Guest of the W.P.A.,
But I'm here.
Danced in my scanties,
Three bucks a night was the pay,
But I'm here.
I've stood on bread lines
With the best,
Watched while the headlines
Did the rest.
In the Depression was I depressed?
Nowhere near.
I met a big financier
And I'm here.
I've been through Gandhi,
Windsor and Wally's affair,
And I'm here.
Amos 'n' Andy,
Mah-jongg and platinum hair,
And I'm here.
I got through Abie's
Irish Rose,
Five Dionne babies,
Major Bowes,
Had heebie-jeebies
For Beebe's
Bathysphere.
I lived through Brenda Frazier
And I'm here.
I've gotten through Herbert and J. Edgar Hoover,
Gee, that was fun and a half.
When you've been through Herbert and J. Edgar Hoover,
Anything else is a laugh.
I've been through Reno.
I've been through Beverly Hills,
And I'm here.
Reefers and vino,
Rest cures, religion and pills,
And I'm here
Been called a pinko
Commie tool,
Got through it stinko
By my pool.
I should have gone to an acting school.
That seems clear,
Still, someone said, "She's sincere,"
So I'm here.
Black sable one day.
Next day it goes into hock,
But I'm here.
Top billing Monday,
Tuesday you're touring in stock,
But I'm here.
First you're another
Sloe-eyed vamp,
Then someone's mother,
Then you're camp.
Then you career from career
To career.
I'm almost through my memoirs.
And I'm here.
I've gotten through "Hey, lady, aren't you whoozis?
Wow! What a looker you were."
Or, better yet, "Sorry, I thought you were whoozis.
Whatever happened to her?"
Good times and bum times,
I've seen 'em all and, my dear,
I'm still here.
Flush velvet sometimes,
Sometimes just pretzels and beer,
But I'm here.
I've run the gamut.
A to Z.
Three cheers and dammit,
C'est la vie.
I got through all of last year
And I'm here.
Lord knows, at least I was there,
And I'm here!
Look who's here!
I'm still here!


My thanks to Stephen Sondheim (who is not in Oasis) ;-)

[Moderator]

9. It works both ways

Being rude to others will get you tombstoned. Who gave you superpowers anyway?

[Blue-Jay]

10. Oh, come on!

You just snarked under the generic "moderator" sign-on.

weak.

[Moderator]

12. You know why?

because I CAN. LOL. :rofl:

[Blue-Jay]

14. You know what would be funny?

Start a thread: "I'm the moderator, and I'm locking this thread!"

That would make me laugh!

[Moderator]

11. Well it wasn't me, I can't tell you that.

Who the hell gave this guy moderator superpowers, anyway?

[NMDemDist2]

13. who would be rude to such a reasonable, lovable, thoughtful poster

such as yourself?

Inquiring minds want to know......


:evilgrin:

[Moderator]

15. Ahem.

This will go down on your permanent record, I'll have you know!

[Moderator]

16. Which permanent record?

The regular one or the ultra top-secret one kept in the vault?

[Moderator]

17. Good gravy!

Are we all working the same shift tonight?

We may all look the same to "them", but I count at least five of us here on one thread!

And I am speaking of the regular permanent record. We all know what kind of posts go in the ultra top-secret one kept in the vault.

Shhhhhh......

[Moderator]

18. I think they have all departed this thread, Sir.

Fear has its use, but cowardice has none.

[crispini]

20. ROFL!

Funniest. Subthread. Ever.

Oh, and LoZo? Bite me. :evilgrin:

[Moderator]

21. Bad Moderator

Don't you know that talking about the ultra secret vault will get you nuked..... I'm a telling on you now......

[LoZoccolo]

23. Oh yeah?

Well don't get so distressed. Did I happen to mention that I'm impressed?

[Susang]

19. Moderator Pile-On!!

:rofl:

[southlandshari]

22. And for once - it's NOT ME!!!!!

Ok, ok -- it's not JUST me, anyway! I have reinforcements!!!!

:rofl: