OMG! I am not a lesbian!

[Misunderestimator]

:cry:

Shit... I had no idea.


:cry:

[WCGreen]

1. There must be some kind of misunderstanding.....

[Misunderestimator]

3. Yes, indeed.... after all these years...

:cry:

Wow... who'd a thunk it?

[JimmyJazz]

5. BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I posted, "who'd a thunk it?" in a thread just a few minutes ago! :7

[Misunderestimator]

9. HAHAHA!!

And I don't think I've every posted that. How weird is that? :rofl:

[JimmyJazz]

15. Me neither!

:rofl:

[WCGreen]

48. And I'm not a lesbian either....

Although I did play one in college...

I was so drunk.....

[JimmyJazz]

2. Can I have NSMA?

:P

[Misunderestimator]

4. I know that she already admires your ass...

so... sure! She's yours. But wait... apparently she's not gay either. And neither are you!! I'm so confused.

[JimmyJazz]

11. Yes I am. Really. I am.

Speaking of my ass, do you remember that copycat thread matcom posted about my ass way back when I was a newbie?

[Misunderestimator]

27. LOL!

:spray: "Speaking of my ass" !!! :rofl:

um... no, I don't remember it....

[Midlodemocrat]

42. Well, judging by that picture of NSMA, MisU and progmom,

NSMA is certainly quite the hottie.....and I am straight....or at least I was until I clicked on this thread.

Now I'm not sure.

[JanMichael]

98. *sigh* Is it STILL bothering you that you didn't kiss Michael????

;)

I am going to go kiss him right now for you....

Honestly...you will get your chance again!

[Misunderestimator]

dammit... I am SO bummed that I didn't kiss him...

the CUTEST male lesbian I have ever met!! :D :loveya:

(And I'm jealous I didn't get to kiss you too... or progmom... :cry: Why DO I let these opportunities by? I guess I REALLY am not qualified to be gay.)

[JanMichael]

134. I blush.

:blush:

I had a feeling that I was a cute guy but never the cutest male lesbian according to a damned fine real lesbian!

On top of that Stephanie is an "awesome hot married to a guy but coulda been a lesbian" too...

Definatly we must have Brazillian food again!

[Left Is Write]

115. I thought you were saving yourself for me.

[JimmyJazz]

117. I love you, but I've got to go with NSMA - she likes my ass!

:o

[Left Is Write]

119. Well, considering I've never SEEN it!

:P

[JimmyJazz]

120. She touched my tushie! I'm still on cloud 9!

:loveya:

[southlandshari]

123. Don't believe a word she says...

I've seen her ass and I like it, but it gets me nowhere! She's loved me and left me more times than I can count. And that is just today alone!

:P

[matcom]

6. i have been telling you that for years

you flunked MY 'test'

now you know. wanna 'do' lunch?

[Misunderestimator]

81. Wait a minute... what was your test?

[matcom]

90. you saw me nekkid

and LIKED it

[Misunderestimator]

91. I did??? How drunk was I?

[matcom]

92. don't know but...

i got lipstick burns out of the deal

*swoon*

[Misunderestimator]

93. Oh right... I forgot that the ...

dog got into the lipstick that night... sorry.

[matcom]

94. that little fuck

[Misunderestimator]

95. Oh shit...

:spray:

:rofl:

[arwalden]

7. So... what are you now? Just a plain old dyke?

:loveya:

[Misunderestimator]

12. HAHAHA!

OMG... :spank:


And for all you straight people reading that.... YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED to call me a dyke.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

16. can bi people call you a dyke?

[Misunderestimator]

20. Yes, as long as I like you too.

then yes.... you can call me a dyke... :)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

22. goodie...that you like me....and that i have priviledges

:loveya:

[Misunderestimator]

23. LOL!

:loveya:

[Lady Freedom]

65. So your a friend with privileges. But that can't really work if

Misunderestimator is strait now, does it? Me head hurts!:banghead: Maybe I need to stop hitting the wall with may head.
OK I'll just hid behind it!:hide:
Head feels better but I am still confused.:dilemma:

[Misunderestimator]

66. OMG... You have a point!

:crazy:

I'm so confused now... Head exploding... :nuke:

[southlandshari]

31. What about straight people who WANT to be gay?

Do you like me enough to let me call you a...a...you know what?

Actually, I would never call you that. I'm just fishing to hear whether you like me or not!

;)

[Misunderestimator]

33. Ooooohhhh.... that's an interesting quandary...

let's see... if they want to be gay with ME, then yes. :)

(And yes, I like you very much... :pals:)

[southlandshari]

36. Just so you know....

- .... . .-. . ... / -. --- / --- -. . / .. -.. / .-. .- - .... . .-. / ... .-- .. - -.-. .... / - . .- -- ... / ..-. --- .-. / - .... .- -. / -.-- --- ..- / -.. .- .-. .-.. .. -. !

--- - .... . .-. / - .... .- -. / -. ... -- .- / --- ..-. / -.-. --- / ..- .-. ... . !

.. / .-- .- -. - / -.-- --- ..- / -... --- - .... !

:loveya:

[Misunderestimator]

37. .-- --- .-- .-.-.-

--- -.- --..-- / ... --- / -.-- --- ..- / -.-. .- -. / -.-. .- .-.. .-.. / -- . / .- -. -.-- - .... .. -. --. / -.-- --- ..- / .-.. .. -.- . .-.-.-

:D :blush: :loveya: :bounce:

[southlandshari]

55. - .... .- -. -.- ... / -.. .- .-. .-.. .. -. !

-.-- --- ..- / -.-. .- -. / -... . / ... ..- .-. . / - .... .- - / .- -. -.-- - .... .. -. --. / .. / .-- --- ..- .-.. -.. / -.-. .- .-.. .-.. / -.-- --- ..- / .-- --- ..- .-.. -.. / -... . / .- ... / ... .-- . . - / .- ... / -.-- --- ..- / .- .-. . !

:hug:

[Misunderestimator]

56. .- .-- --..-- / ... .... ..- -.-. -.- ...

:hug:

[kick-ass-bob]

159. -.-. .- -. / .. / .-- .- - -.-. .... ..--.. ?

:evilgrin:

[southlandshari]

161. .- -... ... --- .-.. ..- - . .-.. -.-- !

-... ..- - / --- -. .-.. -.-- / .. -. / -.-- --- ..- .-. / .-- .. .-.. -.. . ... - / -.. .-. . .- -- ... !

:P

[kick-ass-bob]

163. -->

.. .----. .-.. .-.. / -.. .-. . .- -- / --- ..-. / -- --- --- -. / .--. .. . ... .-.-.-

:loveya:

:P

[southlandshari]

165. .- .-- .-- .-- .-- .-- !

.-.. . - ... / .-. ..- -. / --- ..-. ..-. / .- -. -.. / .... .- ...- . / .- / -... ..- -.-. -.- . - / --- ..-. / ..-. ..- -. / - --- --. . - .... . .-. / -.. .- .-. .-.. .. -. !!!




:evilgrin:

[miss_kitty]

32. But my best friend is a dyke

can't I call you a dyke too?

[Misunderestimator]

35. Hmm... that's skating the line...

I'll have to get back to you on that.

[miss_kitty]

109. Um OK

as for the not being a lesbian-I'm guessing you've been misunderestimated there.

:P

[Misunderestimator]

121. :) I think you're right.

:)

[arwalden]

26. You Know I Love You More Than My Luggage...

... I'm just playing.

[Misunderestimator]

29. Wow! Really? That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard.

:loveya:

(And I know... you jerk)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

8. huh? and does NSMA know this?

[Misunderestimator]

10. Not yet... I will break it to her tonight.

;)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

13. umm how did you figure this one out

or rather who implied or stated you werent a lesbian

[Misunderestimator]

18. Well... I recently read that....

gay woman are homely and ugly... In fact... I guess I don't know ANY gay women. Shit. My world is falling apart.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

19. ahh i see

[JimmyJazz]

24. You left the lounge today, didn't you?

:o

[Misunderestimator]

25. Oh shit... I did.... and I had so hoped to last the entire day.

:cry:

[LynneSin]

45. Someone needs to hug me - I left the lounge today too

GD is a scary place

:cry:

[xmas74]

40. Where'd you read that gem?

I love showing a pic of my friend Maria to people whenever I hear that crap. She's one of the most beautiful women I have ever met. And she's still waiting for her toaster to arrive in the mail. It's been 12 years now.

[Misunderestimator]

43. Well, you'd better break the news to her...

she's not gay. Being beautiful ... no way... that's clearly and indicator of straightness.

[xmas74]

53. She and her spouse will take it badly.

What about their son? I guess they will have to explain it all over again to him, since they are both Mom to him.
Does that mean that I have to fight both of them for the small market of straight, available men now?

[Jamastiene]

67. Who fed you that garbage. Not so. Gay women are just like

all women. Beatiful creatures who deserve love and respect. I know I am gay. If someone calls me homely and ugly, it just because I told them I was gay and they were the type of man who couldn't take it and be good about it. That's all. I know that trick. They only do that to the women they are afraid will reject them...

[Misunderestimator]

75. Indeed!

:thumbsup:

[Lady Freedom]

71. gay woman are homely and ugly?????? That leaves me with ...

a problem. How am I to tell my hubby-to-be that I am gay???:hide:

[Misunderestimator]

74. Oh no no no no...

I believe that the other criteria is single-hood. Therefore you are probably neither homely nor ugly... and you will be straight after you marry. Apparently... I'm still getting used to this whole thing.

[Lady Freedom]

142. Oh good! That saves alot of trouble!

I don't think I could explain any of this! I am still confused with the whole how can you tell if you are or not thing that has nothing to do with ones own feeling, but on looks thing, i guess that how this works, unless you have a man, ect..:silly:

[JanMichael]

135. Bwahahahahaha! Who the hell wrote that claptrap BS????

Obviously a very in the closet (But not gay, just in a closet) middle aged doofus male, yes?

Between NSMA, you, Progmom, and Stephanie I was real close to turning in my staight male ID card!

[Misunderestimator]

137. LOL!

But honey... you're already a lesbian. :loveya:

Check your PM...

[JimmyJazz]

14. NSMA is now with me. MisU said so.

:silly:

[southlandshari]

34. Fickle.

You are one fickle woman, JimmyJazz.

[JimmyJazz]

108. Shhhh! I'm not fickle at all.

I'm just weighing all the options :P

[southlandshari]

122. What other options?

;)

[JimmyJazz]

129. I dunno.

That's why I'm still weighing them. :)

[terrya]

17. No!

That's simply not true! :cry:

[Misunderestimator]

21. Shhhhh

Don't tell anyone... but I'm not really serious... :D

[terrya]

28. ("ok")

I saw your earlier post. :-)

[Misunderestimator]

30. oh

:) Thanks then. :)

[RetroLounge]

38. Can I have your Toaster?

:hi:

RL

[Misunderestimator]

41. Sure... Here ya go:

(Sorry that it is so well "used")

[southlandshari]

44. ....

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

39. Wait a minute!!!!!!

How do you know you aren't a lesbian????

Maybe I AM one, and all this time I thought I was straight?????

Is there a test I can take, or get some bloodwork done? I have to know.


This cannot be good. This will upset the delicate balance of the earth as we know it.

[Misunderestimator]

47. It would make a lot of sense if things could be that simple...

but alas, I doubt that you are gay either. In fact, I am not at all sure that I have ever met a lesbian in my life... well, maybe one or two, but .... it's all different now. :cry:

[Midlodemocrat]

51. This is very upsetting. I don't think I can continue without knowing

for sure.

:cry:

[Misunderestimator]

54. I know... I'm sorry...

:hug:

(And that was a very non-lesbian hug...)


:cry:

[Midlodemocrat]

57. But I am not sure if I wanted it to be a non lesbian hug.

I need a drink.


Hell, I need a whole box o'wine.


Somebody PM me when this is all sorted out.


:hide:

[Misunderestimator]

59. LOL@Box!

:rofl:

Have another... and then we'll talk. :D

[southlandshari]

70. Get out another glass, Midlo.

I'll be right over to share that box with you, and maybe even give you a confused-might-be-a-lesbian hug - just to see what happens!

:hug:

[Midlodemocrat]

84. Awesome!!!! The box is a'chillin'.

I am not very sophisticated when it comes to wine. I think quantity, not quality.

The way I see it, after the first six or seven glasses, it all tastes the same.

[southlandshari]

62. I feel the same way, Midlo!

I've seen pictures of Misunderestimator and NSMA - I'm not HALF as beautiful as they are, so.......if all lesbians are unattractive and ugly women -- I think I might be a lesbian!

I wish someone could tell me for sure, because my husband will be home soon and I think he has a right to know the truth.

:o

[Midlodemocrat]

64. That is exactly how I feel!!!!

My poor husband deserves to know!!! He deserves to know if the last 16 years have been a fraud!!!!


If they have been, do you think he will sue me like Renee Zellweger sued Kenny Chesney? Cause I don't have anywhere near that much money!

:P

[Misunderestimator]

68. No no no... see... that's the whole problem here...

:cry:

Nobody will be left to be gay... :cry:

Now... I might need a husband though... :think:

[LynneSin]

49. Maybe everyone who is gay is straight and everyone who is straight is gay

OH MY GOD I'M A LESBIAN!!!!

[Misunderestimator]

52. If that happens... I demand a carryover period...

Where I am still gay when all you straight people are too. That'd be cool.

[LynneSin]

60. Freeper heads would explode

which could only mean a good thing!

[Midlodemocrat]

72. Yes! Like a 'grandfather clause'!!! Or in your case

a 'grand mother' clause!!!!

What do you think????

[Misunderestimator]

77. LOL! Yes.

Perfect. :thumbsup:

[southlandshari]

78. Uh oh....

Periously close to turning this into a sex thread!

(The first thing that came to MY mind upon reading that post would have done the trick, anyway!)

:hide:

[Misunderestimator]

83. Whaaaaa? I don't know what you're talking about...

I'm new to this sex thing... :)

[LynneSin]

46. You need to watch Curb Your Enthusiasm tonight

Maybe Larry David can help you out - he's a friend of the lesbians and even Rosie O'Donnell put a good word in for him to the group

[Misunderestimator]

58. I always miss them when they are on...

then I have to wait for On Demand. :(

I must not be a lesbian... if I can't even work out my schedule to watch Larry.

[LynneSin]

61. Maybe Rosie O'Donnell can put a good word in for you too

I heard she's your group's leader!

[Wapsie B]

50. Oh god no!

:cry:

[bridgit]

63. so...

what the hell happened :cry: or was it all like, "gee, so that's what i've been miss'in..."

[Misunderestimator]

69. It was a ... an epiphany.

Just a realization that my world is not what I made of it. It may take me years to reconcile this. I think I may get myself to a nunnery.

[bridgit]

86. omg honey, i had one of those once, but then i awoke in the wee...

hours, took me a big ole dump & a couple advil & was johnny on the spot & randy-ready come sun up therefore DO NOT get thee to a nunnery my sweet as were advertised thence; but make thy self happy instead eternal lover

:loveya:

i've been soother
and i've been wife
tried to solve your life
stuck with you through your rainy days
thought that it was just a phase
when the sun came out i tried
to get away and fly
but the needs we had did not subside
what a way for our love to die

i've been hiding behind my gifts
i give until it starts to rip
the skin is torn where i begin
the thread is worn and might give in
underneath it all i feel the eyes
of all the things that i despise
can i fight them off with sticks and stones?
can i fight them off alone?

soothe yourself

now i'm thinking about my own advice
if i could soothe myself it might be nice
callin' names ain't the same no more
took a look and locked that door
memories and cold hard facts
watched it all come rushing back
all the times i told you what to do
all the times i thought i knew

soothe yourself

soothe yourself

Luscious Jackson ~

[Misunderestimator]

88. That was simply inspiring... thanks.

;)

[southlandshari]

73. GOPisEvil did it.

:rofl:

[Misunderestimator]

76. OMG that's it!! It HAS to be!

He just... tasted... so good. :rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

79. Gotta tell ya. I was going to blame him as well.

He is just such an unbelievable cutie.

[Misunderestimator]

80. He IS isn't he? Hmmmmmm.....

Now that I'm straight... :think:

[Midlodemocrat]

82. I KNOW!!!! I think I will dump Mr. Midlo if GOPisEvil will have me!!!!

:yoiks:

[southlandshari]

96. Too late!

I already sent him a PM and asked him if he'll be mine to save me from my creeping gayness!

Back off everyone! I had been chatting him up for WEEKS before that picture ever revealed his beauty to the masses. I was even listening to Olivia Newton John songs at the Western Sizzlin' and having fantasies about making moves on GOPisEvil!!

[Midlodemocrat]

97. I'd call you a you-know-what, but then I would have to delete

my own post.


x(

[southlandshari]

107. Nooooooooo, Midlo!

I'm still coming over for wine and whatever (LOL)!

I was just trying to convince everyone else here I'm still straight by hitting on GOPisEvil!

;)

[Misunderestimator]

100. Just as an aside... gayness never creeps.

It sneaks up behind you and tackles you. ;)

Not that I'm an expert or anything. And GOPIsEvil is MINE... come on... be kind... I'm new to this. :D


:rofl:

(Oh... and check out post #101. :D)

[bridgit]

87. as hubby has been known to intone...

"some guys got all the fuck'n luck" :cry:

[GOPisEvil]

99. Does this mean I have to give the toaster oven back?

:cry:

[Misunderestimator]

101. Here comes the pile-on!

I'm first! :loveya:

:D

[GOPisEvil]

102. If there was anyone I'd want to make switch teams, it's you!

Mmmmmmm...piling on....:loveya:

[Misunderestimator]

105. LOL!

And don't tell matcom... but you really are my favorite straight guy. ;)

[GOPisEvil]

110. He was so butch telling those tree guys off though.

:D

[Misunderestimator]

111. Well, admittedly, that was a turn on...

if you're a geek. :D

[GOPisEvil]

113. Mmmmmm...geeks....

:D

[southlandshari]

103. YOU can give it to me, darlin'

And then YOU can put your toast in my toaster anytime you like!

:P

[Misunderestimator]

104. Oh! Oh.... um... oh!

You didn't just say that... :spray: :rofl:

[southlandshari]

106. Er, um....that wasn't me!

(Unless you are GOPisEvil reading this - in which case, it WAS me!)

:hide:

[GOPisEvil]

112. SHARI!!!!!

*runs out for Moon Pies and RC Cola*

[southlandshari]

124. I'll waiting for you wearing my favorite shirt...

[GOPisEvil]

125. !!

:rofl:

[faithnotgreed]

127. well

whaddya know......

i dont care how many toasters you have i am still getting the invitations ready as we type

[GOPisEvil]

138. Lovely!!!

When's the big day? Just so I'm not late. ;)

[faithnotgreed]

139. uh huh

now that ive read this thread i see you have other plans that day

(you can exhale now that youre off the hook)
but we will always have.....

[GOPisEvil]

140. Actually, I'm planning on coming back to DC.

I will have a break between sessions of school. So, I'm looking at right after Christmas.

I kinda liked being on the hook. :)

[faithnotgreed]

143. i knew you were sweet

but wow
youre good

school huh
i didnt know that was decided but congratulations - thats great

dc really was life changing wasnt it

[GOPisEvil]

144. Life was starting to change prior to DC, but I did get support there.

I'm officially unemployed as of today, so in two weeks I begin my new life as a student.

I'm just really glad I got to meet you there. It was a highlight of my trip.

[faithnotgreed]

149. that is fantastic

we will have to celebrate

and i know all about your dc highlights
no wonder you want to come back

but if i may say i consider it an honor to be among those highlights
truly

you might want to consider starting a fan club (if there isnt one already)

[GOPisEvil]

150. I'm not fan-club-worthy.

If I have a good collection of friends, that's good enough.

DC is one of my favorite places. We'll definitely celebrate my new beginning when I'm back there.

[faithnotgreed]

151. heres to new beginnings

wow

that does sound exciting
have great fun..... and i will see you in a few months

[no name no slogan]

85. Oh well, at least you still wear comfortable shoes, right?

:hide:

[Misunderestimator]

89. Oh dear... hadn't thought about that...

I'll have to drag my pumps outta the closet...

[Left Is Write]

114. You're not?

I must have missed something...

[Misunderestimator]

116. Well, it's a vague reference to ...

something. :D

Hi there, by the way! :hi:

[Left Is Write]

118. Hi!

:hi:

[faithnotgreed]

126. frig

i knew i had been out of the loop of late but this is way more than i expected to come back to

do not tell me how this happened
i know its going to be blamed on dc and i just cant hear about that right now
everything is the fault of the city in which i live (which actually is true but i just cant abide that it has THAT much power)

(changing subject)

i have not had the chance to tell you what a real pleasure it was meeting you and nsma
what a great time though short it was

and i also have to say i was dismayed to read about your accident here that required stitches

wow
now that is some rowdy 3 day weekend

hope youre doing ok.....
and please say hello to nsma for me
you are both sweethearts and it really was fun meeting you both

ps: you will notice that i am assuming that you even remember me (and olivia)....

on edit: sorry
i just noticed a thread condemning strangers calling oothers a "sweetheart"
im so confused by this whole post

[Misunderestimator]

128. Hi! It was great meeting you too!

I cannot wait until we have the opportunity to get together again... hopefully in a quieter environment.

Getting the stitches out soon, the splint's off, all is well with the world, and I have a scar to remember DC. :D

ps. I totally remember you ... you guys rock!

[faithnotgreed]

130. life is good then is it not

talk about rock
a california get together for everyone
i would take a scar for that and i havent had one since i was 10 years old

[jonnyblitz]

131. hey i remember meeting you in DC!! i was wondering how

your arm was. glad to hear the stitches are coming out... :P :hi:

[Misunderestimator]

132. Jonny darling!

The only regret I have is not getting to spend some quality time with you. :cry: But I absolutely LOVED meeting you. You're the best. :loveya:

[jonnyblitz]

133. next time...

:loveya:

[khashka]

136. Told you were a straight girl

And you toltally dissed my prescience!


So who's sorry now, Missy?


Khash.

[Misunderestimator]

141. LOL! You DID! And I didn't listen.

:cry:

:rofl:

:hi:

[khashka]

147. Never underestimate the power of the the Khash!

I might be an idiot..... but I'm usually right!

(or usually an idiot - take your pick!)

Khash

[kid a]

145. did you finally meet the RIGHT man?

:evilgrin:

[swag]

146. Oh, see.

I thought you were a lesbian.

[chookie]

148. Neither am I, yet...

...a few days ago, after a visit at her home in the fashioable part of where I live, my SISTER, yes, my BIOLOGICAL sibling, kissed me chastely upon the lips to say goodbye.

As she walked back to her house, some guy snidely said "Lesbo."

I am straight, but wish I could be gay because I know it would annoy people I can't stand.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

152. Well you sure give good head for a straight gal!

[Misunderestimator]

153. I think you killed me thread.

:)

[LynneSin]

154. I think she just outed you as a Lesbian

that was the shortest journey into straightdom I've ever seen

:eyes:

[Misunderestimator]

155. But, that's Your job.

:crazy:

[LynneSin]

156. ARE YOU A LESBIAN

Happy now!

[Misunderestimator]

157. Nope... read the OP again

:P

[LynneSin]

158. Yes, but I'm conflicted by NSMA's post

next thing you know Bush will appoint you to a judicial position and we all know that screams 'LESBIAN' (just go to GD and you'll see what I mean)

[Misunderestimator]

160. That's where I came from...

;)

[MissMillie]

162. Does your girlfriend know?

:shrug:

[merh]

164. But what does that do for my application?

:shrug:







Glad your DC injuries are healing! :hug: