Women. Who wants to get married? The C.G. is available.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

[A-Schwarzenegger]

1. Have a gumdrop.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

2. Yeah I might as well. LOL.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

4. I'm going to have a deja vu in three minutes.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

6. How's that?

:popcorn:

[JVS]

3. JVS is too if anyone is interested.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

5. Start your own thread! LOL.

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[JVS]

7. No. I'd rather not. I'd rather pick through your leftovers.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

8. OK.

:popcorn:

[JVS]

9. What the fuck are you always eating popcorn for?

:beer:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

11. I don't know ......... You want some?

[JVS]

13. No. It's just that usually that emoticon means one expects a flame war.

I don't like seeing you constantly post that while replying to me on threads. It's like making helicopter noises around mentally disturbed viet-nam veterans. Knock it off unless it's serious!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

14. I thoought it also meant thatt your having fun too.

[JVS]

15. Nonono. It means having fun watching people flame and get flamed.

When I see you using it all the time while replying to me I feel as though I'm on the Colliseum floor and the lions are being prepared.

A smiley is adequate to express having a good time :-)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

16. I've seen people use it otherwise.

[Heidi]

18. Holy cow, JVS. Now that you _know_ CG uses the popcorn smilie

to express "having a good time," it ought to be less disturbing to you.

Heck, he used three popcorn smilies in a request for my pecan pie recipe yesterday. I took it to mean he was hungry. :)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

20. Thanks Heidi! Thanks for the recipe too.

:popcorn:

[southlandshari]

76. I've asked myself the same question many times, JVS.

I just keep hoping he eats so much he gets so sick he'll develop a learned taste aversion to the stuff and never post that damned smiley again!

:evilgrin:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

77. I think I'm getting sick ...... Oh ... Oh ....

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:


Oh God! Now I feel better ...

[southlandshari]

78. Soooooo.....

How about a Moon Pie?

;)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

79. That's sounds good.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

10. Sorry darling........

I'm already married.....just sayin'........


:shrug:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

12. I know. Thanks .....

[wildhorses]

17. Why do you want to get married?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

19. No reason.

[LaraMN]

22. That's as good a reason as any.

The odds are 50/50 for anybody staying married anyway, right?:rofl:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

24. I think it's more 60/40.

:popcorn:

[LaraMN]

25. 60 what 40 what?

married/divorced or divorced/married? I'm not really up on my stats.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

27. Divorced/Married.

[LaraMN]

31. Ouch.

Damn those gays and their undermining the sacred institution of marriage!:sarcasm:

[wildhorses]

30. Have you ever been married?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

32. First why would you want to get married?

[wildhorses]

33. when did I say I wanted to?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

34. Nice talking to you.

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[wildhorses]

35. dag dude...just asking

I have been married twice already and, am in NO hurry for my third time....I might play house but I get to keep my barn

[Crazy Guggenheim]

36. Oooooo.

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[wildhorses]

42. rofl

:rofl:

[JVS]

38. You are a man of great cunning to seize control of the conversation...

in such a deft manner

[JVS]

21. I heard that despite being called Matrimony, that it is a strongly...

patriarchal institution, in which I would come out with the better shake. How could I not want in! ;-)

*ducks*

[FuzzySlippers]

23. Wow C.G. You must be really drunk to post this.

You're going to regret it when you wake up tomorrow and see what you've done.:popcorn:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

26. Well time will tell. Did you want any butter on that popcorn?

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[FuzzySlippers]

28. Yes please.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

29. *pours some on* Is that enough?

[FuzzySlippers]

37. Nope. More please. I got a lot of popcorn here.

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

39. Holy cow! Hell I'm glad I've got a pot warmed up. Here we go!

[Whoa_Nelly]

40. OK, C.G., What are you bringing to the (marriage) table, besides popcorn?

Ya know, you gotta entice a gal with the invite to get hitched.

I mean, just sayin', ya know...(having a good time :popcorn: smilie)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

41. Serious questions and inquires can be PMd.

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[Whoa_Nelly]

43. Gotta know...are you old enough and man enough for a wild woman like me?

:damn...where are the other good time food smilies???:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

44. Aren't you married already? Oh try this smilie ....

:donut:

[Whoa_Nelly]

45. mmmmmmMunchies!

Add a dollop of Kaluah to coffee please.

And no, am not married....haven't been for almost ten years now

[Crazy Guggenheim]

46. Hey get this! I was in Beverages and More this evening and

they had this new Starbuck's Kalua. I didn't get a taste of it but it seems to be interesting. I don't drink too much but I've got some Frangelico.

Of course, any serious inquiries can be sent by PM. :thumbsup:

[Whoa_Nelly]

47. Will have to check that out re: Starbucks

Meanwhile...back at the farm...

PM is a two-way street :party:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

48. .......

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[wildhorses]

49. you sure eat a lot of popcorn

[Heidi]

50. Yeah, wtf is CG always eating popcorn for? (nt)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

52. How about this?

[Heidi]

55. I like popcorn better.

Just as you don't do hugs, I don't really do chocolate (except under duress).

:popcorn:

[wildhorses]

56. now you are starting

to talk my language...CHOCOLATE...most important food group in my diet

[Whoa_Nelly]

51. There can be worse things about men than one who eats popcorn

to have a good time! :popcorn:
(Shoot! All this popcorn is beginning to feel like sittin' at a double feature! Gimme a sip of your Big Gulp!)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

53. Sure. It's sassparilla!!

[Whoa_Nelly]

57. You are so Sassy!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

58. Alright! As the saying goes "right back at you."

[wildhorses]

54. if ya don't mind diet pepsi

[hermetic]

59. Looks like I just got available too

Heck of a way to start October, being dumped. Wanna live on a farm in Canada?

[Whoa_Nelly]

60. Wanna make it into a commune?

Just askin'

Now...can you guess my nickname as indicated by the following smilies? :popcorn: O8)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

62. Hmmm.

[lizziegrace]

103. enufalready

Sorry you're on your own again...

:hug:

[hermetic]

61. Maybe you should go here

http://democraticmatch.com/

[wildhorses]

63. good advice...

do they allow communes?

[Whoa_Nelly]

64. enuf...have you ever used that site?

Am curious. Am leery of Internet meet/date...has never been a positive experience.

[hermetic]

66. I was just looking around there a little while ago

I, too, am a little leary of that type of thing. But it's 3 a.m., I've just had the rug pulled out from under me, and I'm kind of up for anything at this point. Which I will most likely regret tomorrow morning.

[Whoa_Nelly]

68. Hang in there, enuf

Keep yourself amused.

Here's a :hug: for you!

[HeeBGBz]

110. I'm on there

Actually, I may have my first hook-up from there in about two weeks.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

65. Sounds boring.

[Whoa_Nelly]

67. That's right C.G. Babycakes

The Lounge is much more fun :)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

69. Who's next? Line up.

[Tallison]

70. First: How's your life insurance coverage?

:evilgrin:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

72. Get away from me! Mods! Mods!

[southlandshari]

80. You rang?

;)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

81. That creep asked me about life insurance! Jeez. Can I kick their ass?

:donut:

[southlandshari]

84. No you may not.

And she's not a creep!

You, on the other hand.....tsk, tsk, tsk. I saw that thread you just started. What am I going to do with you?




;)

[Tallison]

100. Pssst. Ask CG how many toes he REALLY has.

:popcorn:

[Tallison]

90. CG, how dare you publicly dump then humiliate me!

Tell them about how after screwing every woman in town you wanted to take it slow with me! Tell them about the mutual psychological torture, tepid sex, and codependency! Tell them about how you like it "hamster-style."

Shit, where did I stash the booze and pills?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

91. You'll find them in the hall closet where they always are!!

Hey you forgot that time about you and your sister!! I've got the photos! LOL. I'll show them to the lawyer!! :rofl:

[Tallison]

98. Eh, was that you with my sister?

I must have got Thousand Island in my eye. :P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

71. me

at some point in my life

[Crazy Guggenheim]

73. Alright who's next .......

[philosophie_en_rose]

74. I do.

But there will need to be background checks, blood tests, and a swimsuit competition. :)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

75. Don't worry I've aleady downloaded your info off the Net .......

Anyways, PM me.

[ET Awful]

82. So is ET Awful, not only that, but I can cook and

have two well-loved kitties :)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

86. I don't think so ......... I'm that kind of guy ...

[ET Awful]

87. That's my point, I KNOW the ladies would rather have me and my cooking

than you and your paltry "I'm available" :)

What do YOU have to offer them?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

88. .............

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

On Edit:

I said I'm "not that kind of guy" because you are male!! Go get your own thread!!

[Tallison]

92. Quinn!!!

:bounce:

What's a good date/time for you?

[ET Awful]

93. See :) Sometimes those who won't marry for love will marry for kitties

or love of kitties :)

:evilgrin:

[Tallison]

99. Right on! I'd be stepmom to the es-KI-mo!

[ET Awful]

105. And you would've gotten to sample that fantastic chicken picatta

I just had for dinner :)

[In_The_Wind]

83. Please don't take this personally but I'm never getting married again!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

85. Who asked you?

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[In_The_Wind]

89. ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .........

BTW :popcorn:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

94. One last chance babies .......

[billyskank]

95. Oh, go on then!

You twisted my arm.

[xmas74]

96. Why would I want to get married?

Seems like a bad deal.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

97. Not with the right person. So don't worry about it. NEXT!

[lizziegrace]

101. Don't mind me

I'm just watching from the gallery.

Good luck C.G.!

:yoiks:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

102. Welcome to DU!

[lizziegrace]

104. Thank you!

Been a lurker for a long time. Katrina brought me out, along with all the shit going down in my state of Ohio.

:hi:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

107. Whoa. You have your hands full.

[Graf Orlok]

106. The Count is available!

:D

For the ladies, that is.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

108. Will you guys stop hyjacking my thread!! Here's some garlic ..

[Graf Orlok]

109. Mmmmm...garlic...

:drool:

:D

[Crazy Guggenheim]

111. I thought it was supposed to ward you away?

:donut:

[Graf Orlok]

112. Pffft.

That's a myth.

:D

Who do you think I am? Dracula?

:rofl:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

113. Yeah I did ...... but ............ Ok ......... *BANG* - 44 Magnum.

[Graf Orlok]

114. x.x

x.x

A subservient fish is one that knows its place.