Try out your rejection lines here.

[Wapsie B]

I know, lame copycat thread. ;-)

[WCGreen]

1. Ah, dude, I like chicks.........

[Wapsie B]

LOL!

[titoresque]

2. When I was single......

and someone would come up to give me their phone number in a club. I'd say "No thanks, heres my number.....if you give me yours I won't call anyhow, so heres mine"

It was subtle, but the person usually didnt "get it" until I wouldnt return messages left on my answering machine. :shrug:

[Wapsie B]

3. Yeah I can be pretty dense around women

but I think I'd get that one.

[NewJeffCT]

4. I don't know if I'd call it rejection...

but, i was making out with a woman I had met online... we were in a parking lot of a local pub. I noticed a guy staring at us maybe 4-5 cars away. I pointed it out to her and she said, "oh, that's my husband..."

kind of killed my mood, even though she was a great kisser.

[Wapsie B]

6. Oh shit.

I'd a crapped my pants.

[NewJeffCT]

8. it weirded me out

especially since she was so matter of fact.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

5. Here's mine: "You! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

[Wapsie B]

7. Yes me.

;-)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

10. Let me edit that.

[Blue-Jay]

9. No! Stop it! Go home!

[Wapsie B]

12. That would get most people.

But with some ya never know.

[NewJeffCT]

11. my most common used to be

"Jeff, you're a really nice guy, but..."

[Wapsie B]

13. That's the one I was looking for.

The old standby. Or, "I really like you, but......"

[Fenris]

14. "You're such a great friend. It's nice to have friends like you."

[Wapsie B]

15. Yup.

The old ladder theory in play.

[GOPisEvil]

19. !!

:banghead:

[Fenris]

25. This one is my favorite though...

"I love you. I really do. And I'll love you for the rest of my life. But I just can't be in a relationship with you right now. I hope we can still be friends."

I've had the pleasure of being on the receiving end of this verbal testicle-punch. Of course, I used my last ounce of strength to muster an "Oh go to Hell" and then I hung up the phone.

Good times!:banghead:

[WCGreen]

28. That means you still pay....

But no more lay....

[Left Is Write]

16. "I don't want to ruin our friendship."

[Wapsie B]

17. Yes.

Good one! Nothing like a wet blanket statement like that to grind things to a halt.

[Graf Orlok]

18. "Sorry. I have herpes."

[Wapsie B]

20. Oh that would put a damper on things for sure.

[El Fuego]

21. "It's not me, it's you."

[Wapsie B]

22. LOL!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

23. "Sure. I'll store your body right next to other ones"

[Wapsie B]

24. LOL!

Thanks for the good laugh. :rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

27. A variation on that: "Can I measure you? I want to see if you

have enough skin to finish the man/woman suit I'm working on."

(A little "Silence of the Lambs" inspired line ...)

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

32. Hey how do you get quotation marks in your subject title?

My posts get screwed up when I try.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

33. Mine did at one time too. I forgot about it and inadvertantly used them.

Not sure why though. PM/Email one of the Admins.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

34. "test"

Whaddya know it worked.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

35. Yup it did. Hmmmm.

[AVulgarianHue]

26. "Just go away" n/t

[redwitch]

29. I sometimes lapse into strange catatonic trances.

I think I feel one coming on n......................

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

30. 'It's not you. It's me.'

[greatauntoftriplets]

31. Yes, but not with you....

:D