Get off the couch!

[HEyHEY]

God, I so could have scored tonight, but these two drunks would not get off the fucking couch. Like, holy shit! Man, I hate drunks...take a cab home if you're gonna sleep.

urgh

[enigmatic]

1. Really?

Let's hear the story..

[HEyHEY]

2. I chill at this pub

And I hang out with this particular group of femmes. This one that I kind of flirt with often said something like, "Hey, you haven't seem ,y place yet." SO I agree to head over with her and two others.

So these two others are making lovy dove on the couch. And this girl and I are forced to hang on two chairs. The whole time th chick is saying, hey, you two, if you wanna sleep feel free to use my bed...

But they just nod in the drunk kinda way. It was so obvious that, had they moved, I would have sat on the couch, then the girl...then who knows. But these drunks wouldn't move...and I was getting to tired to stay... and got beyond the point of caring.

Christ almighty.

[enigmatic]

3. Ugh

Did you at least get a rain-check from her? An invite back, or was the moment lost?

[HEyHEY]

4. Oh yeah...that's been done

But dammit I wanted some TONIGHt

[enigmatic]

5. that sucks

head for the cold shower...

[HEyHEY]

6. I headed for home, water and a turkey sandwich

now it's tim efor bed...cheers

[enigmatic]

8. Get some sleep

and kick the asses of the 2 drunks next time you see them..

[Parrcrow]

7. you could have said...

"why don't we get away from Moe and Curly here, and go where we can talk." but I shouldn't Monday morning quarterback.

It does sound like you're in with a shot though HEyHEY, so not tonight but some night soon you may be taking this up a notch.

[Graf Orlok]

9. Looks like you're gonna have to rub one out tonight.

Man...that really sucks.

At least you had the opportunity to almost score tonight. :(

[RummyTheDummy]

10. I didn't score tonight, either

Of course I'm married, so I'm used to it. (rim shot)

Better luck next time dude.