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raptor_rider Donating Member (517 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:40 PM
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A Little Joke for the Lounge
Hope that it isn't too XXX!!!

The newly born sperm was receiving instructions in conception from the head sperm.

"As soon as you hear the siren, run for the tunnel and swim in a straight line until you get to the entrance of a damp cavern. At the end of the cavern you will find a red sticky ball, which is the egg. Address it and say, 'I'm a Sperm.' She will answer, 'I'm the Egg.' From that moment on, you will work together to create the embryo. Do you understand?"

The sperm nodded affirmatively and the head sperm wished him luck.

Two days later, the sperm was taking a nap when he heard the siren. He woke up immediately and ran to the tunnel. A multitude of sperm swam behind him. He knew he had to arrive first. When he was near the entrance to the cavern, he looked back and saw he was far ahead. Then he was able to swim at a slower pace until he reached the red sticky ball. When at last he reached the red sticky ball, he brightened up, smiled, and said,

"Hi, I'm a sperm."

The red sticky ball smiled and said, "Hi. I'm a tonsil!!!"
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:41 PM
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1. I only laugh at Brazil jokes.
Sorry.
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:42 PM
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2. Ha ha!
:)
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Clintmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:44 PM
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3. LOL!
:evilgrin:
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ofrfxsk Donating Member (817 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 10:16 PM
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4. LMAO!!
:spray: Was not expecting that punchline. I have to remember this one.
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 10:18 PM
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5. Didn't see that coming.
LOL
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 10:19 PM
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6. I saw that coming 2 minutes ago
:hide:
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Graf Orlok Donating Member (441 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 10:19 PM
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7. ROFL!
:rofl:

Good one!
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hickman1937 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 10:24 PM
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8. Dammit, you gotta put a spit warning on these things.
My monitor has had enough. :nuke: :P
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fortyfeetunder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 10:34 PM
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9. funny!
:evilgrin:
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