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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 05:04 PM
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Did you hear the one about George W. Bush and Uruguay?
For get it. I got nothing...
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 05:05 PM
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1. They almost declared war on us...
after Bush said he thought that Paraguay was a "guayer" country.
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 05:07 PM
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2. Well played
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 05:10 PM
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3. 'S what I do...
:P
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 05:19 PM
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4. Paraguay is land locked
it can't be guayer
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 05:20 PM
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5. Umm...what does the landlocked status of a country
have to do with its guayness?
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 05:24 PM
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8. The whole "guay" thing has to do with water
The name "Paraguay" is derived from the Guarani words "par", meaning "ocean", "gua" meaning to or from and "y" meaning "water"; in other words "water that goes to the ocean".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraguay

as I said... I got nothing
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 05:26 PM
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9. You expect Bush to know that?
I didn't know that and I'm not even an idiot!
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 05:29 PM
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10. Oddly enough, Bush is fluent in Guarani.
Nobody knew!

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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 05:22 PM
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6. Drats. I thought it was going to be a joke.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 05:24 PM
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7. Hee hee! Look at this country!
Edited on Fri Sep-30-05 05:24 PM by no name no slogan
(Homer Simpson looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay)
Hee hee! Look at this country!'You are gay.'
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