Who feels like flirting on this lovely Friday afternoon?

[khashka]

Go for it!

Khash.

[ZombieNixon]

1. Sorry, I don't swing that way.

I like your hat though.

[khashka]

9. I didn't mean with me!

Pick your own partner, you... you... you formaldehyde guzzling donkey sodomizing Rabrrrrring toe licker!



Khash

[ZombieNixon]

19. Oh. OK. I'll just head down the hall here and...

ya ta da ta da ta da ta da ta da...

[greatauntoftriplets]

2. I do.

But he has the flu and is sick in bed.

[Cannikin]

3. I probably swing that way. Go ahead. Flirt away

[tjwmason]

4. No.

Flirting's just not my cup of tea.

[Cannikin]

6. awe shucks

[tjwmason]

8. Sorry but you know me.

I would never flirt with anybody - even somebody with such a gorgeous smile as yourself.

[khashka]

12. Don't even!

It's just part of your nefarious plot to make me fall in love with you by alienating and ignoring me....

Khash.

[tjwmason]

15. It was actually my frightfully unnefarious non-plot of being a generally

contrary person.

With the added bonus of humour given my obvious nature.

Now where's that picture? I want to gaze at your beautious countenance.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. Flirting is so much fun........

And I feel like doing some today.....*sigh*

You are one sexy guy, you know, my dear Khash.......

Sorry, I'm not noted for my subtlety.......

[Aristus]

22. Hi CalPeg!

I'll flirt with you, you sexy lady, you.


If your reply does not please me, I'll flirt with lionnesspriyanka!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

26. My dear Aristus!

Oooohhh you think I'm sexy? How did I accomplish this?

Well, here's a little secret...I think you're sexy too......

Shhh..don't tell anyone, OK?

I LIKE you a lot.......

[Aristus]

29. I don't have to tell anyone.

Every lady on DU knows I'm sexy.

It's a curse.

So.......you live around here often?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

7. hi gorgeous!

[khashka]

14. Gonna slap me again Lioness Goddess?

I love foreplay

Khash, slap happy.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

18. sure i will

[Aristus]

24. If you can handle multiple flirting, lioness,

then I'll flirt with you. That's always fun.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

27. hi lovey

i can handle multiples...dont ya worry

[Aristus]

31. Okay, well then, I'm gettin' in line.

Nothing like a little lovin' from the lioness!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

32. and the lioness has a lot of lovin to give these days

[Aristus]

37. I'll take as much as ya got, honey.

right back.

I love these threads on DU.

Do you suppose Free Republic has "How many people here hate me?" threads?

You know, just in keeping with the theme of the site.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

39. who cares about those low lives

lets just celebrate our loving minds

[Aristus]

40. Right.

What was I thinking?

Let me buy you another.

[khashka]

42. Get a room kids!

I thought me and TJ were bad. That Sarahbelle and Finnfan were bad.

But you guys.... talk about fast!

Khash.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

44. i work fast...ask anyone

[La Lioness Priyanka]

46. why dont all of us get a room

the more the merrier..

[khashka]

47. Now that is my kinda gal!

Khash.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

43. thanks aristus

i just poured myself some wine...

joy

[Aristus]

49. Well, if we all get a room together, bring the bottle with you, will ya?

I got some Mike's Hard Lemonade if anybody wants some. Unless you are already mellow and warm-n'-fuzzy.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

50. will get the wine...

i am always warm n fuzzy

[Aristus]

51. I've noticed.

Don't ever change.

What wine have you got there? A crisp, stimulating white, or a warm, mellow red?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

52. warm mellow red

much like moi

i too can leave hangovers if you have a whole bottle of me

[Aristus]

53. I'll bet.

Without you, the head hurts, the mind reels, and one has a sour taste in one's mouth.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

54. tee hee hee

[Aristus]

55. I love making you laugh.

Your giggle is very sexy.

[Aristus]

56. Well, lioness, it's been fun getting cuddly with you.

We just don't talk anymore.

Anyway, I had fun. Hope you did, too. We should have given khashka and CalPeg roomkeys. They would have had fun, too.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

57. bet they would!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

59. We certainly would have had fun......

Now I feel all left out, and unloved........

[La Lioness Priyanka]

61. why do you felt left out dear

everyone is welcome to join my parties

[CaliforniaPeggy]

62. I didn't get a room key!

I don't blame Aristus for flirting with you...you're a hot one....

But to not give me and Khash a room key....*sniff*......

Well, I'll come to your next party....if I see it.......

Thanks!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

63. you can always knock

i will let you in i am nice that way

[CaliforniaPeggy]

64. Oh, you're coooool........

I'll be sure to knock then.......

[Crazy Guggenheim]

10. How indecent!!

[khashka]

21. Doesn't count yakboy

unless we get to see you in your tux again - now that's flirting

Khash.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

28. Well I never!

"I'll bet you have to!"

[redwitch]

11. As the birthday queen who is being ignored by her husband

I am very interested in flirting. Alas, my cats are yowling for dinner and I think my 15 year old just set fire to the kitchen via the toaster oven and some cheese covered triscuits. But I will try to fit you in after I call 911 and fill the friskies bowls.
I do live a glamorous life.

[khashka]

13. I'm willing to wait for you

Khash.

[redwitch]

16. Thank you khash.

You, I will spare. So, Come here often? Can I buy you a potion?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

17. Ahhhh..I SEE!

You're willing to wait for her...and IGNORE me? Sheesh.......




So much for my friendly attempt at flirting......

[khashka]

20. I'm pursuing the people who reject me

It's that kinda day

Khash.

(But I'll always flirt with you.... I was gonna post a "Peggy has the most gorgeous eyes" thread but didn't want to embarrass you.)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

23. Awww..my dear Khash...how can I be angry at you when you

talk like this?

I'd love a thread on my eyes, but not right now......maybe tonight, if you still want to....

IF...

You know I love ya......and I'll always flirt with you too...

[Aristus]

25. If you need some excitement, redqueen, I'm pretty handy with a paddle.

Ask anybody!

[GOPisEvil]

30. Go ahead...flirt with me. I dare ya.

[Aristus]

33. Well, GOPisEvil, ole buddy, I like you a lot, but.........................

[GOPisEvil]

36. Well, it's the thought that counts.

[Aristus]

38. If what I'm thinking is wrong, I don't want to be right.

[Sugar Smack]

34. ME. I'm getting ignored in GD.

My thoughtful and hell-raising posts are getting no reply. Since people aren't appreciating me for my finely-tuned brain-pan, they may as well for my unstoppable flirtatiousness.

If this doesn't work, I'm going straight to bed. *hmph*

[ContraBass Black]

41. I definitely won't ignore you.

[Sugar Smack]

48. A gentleman named ContraBass Black!

How good of you to visit me with that generous sentiment. I feel as though I can't even get someone to fight me in GD. What do I have to do? Use one of those "paintbrush" remarks everyone's so fond of discussing? You are sweet, and kind. And you've got incredible eyes, I'm sure!

[ContraBass Black]

58. Indeed, I've been told that I do.

Those closest to me see much in my eyes. However, what anyone notices, friend or stranger, is my voice. I would be pleased to share it with you sometime.

Perhaps being unable to attract notice in GD is a blessing. Here, however, you are recognized, and I hope to show you that being recognized here is far better.

[xmas74]

35. I always do!

I don't care about gay,lesbian or hetero. You know I'm equal opportunity!

[flvegan]

45. I'm up for some flirting

The thread killer is HERE!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

60. here are my flirty clothes...now to find someone to flirt with

[flvegan]

65. Ooo! Oooh! Over here!!! Me! Me!

*raises hand*
*jumps up and down*

[La Lioness Priyanka]

66. hi there

[flvegan]

67. Hello.

I understand that you're headed to Tahiti sometime soon.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

68. yes....with 2 other du'ers

[flvegan]

69. Both wonderful in their own rights, as well.

Maybe you three could use a manservant. A houseboy, if you will. Carry luggage, mix drinks, apply suntan lotion...

[La Lioness Priyanka]

70. yes! yes we could!

come along....you are officially invited

[flvegan]

71. Oh, snaps! I'm goin' to Tahiti!

Anything you want, need or desire, you can rely on me.

Anything.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

72. i like a reliable man

[flvegan]

73. I am at your service, beck and call.

Your wish, my law.