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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 03:09 PM
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Termite Indicted for Eating a House.
Termite led away in cuffs,
weeping, bailed out, says he
was in wrong place, wrong time,
will be vindicated, prosecutorial
abuse, truth will come out, worse
comes to worse, will not go down alone.

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JustJoe Donating Member (535 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 03:20 PM
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1. Source?
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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 04:00 PM
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2. Your mom.
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JustJoe Donating Member (535 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 05:16 PM
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12. How'd you know my mom was on the Grand Jury?
She nailed that termite.
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 04:38 PM
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3. Yes, but what about the children?
I fear for the children. :cry:
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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 06:11 PM
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9. No termites left behind.
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 04:39 PM
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4. Sheesh, I'd hate to be the witness trying to ID the perp in that lineup
:evilgrin:
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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 06:08 PM
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8. He'll be the one with the black eye & torn t-shirt.
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gardenista Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 04:43 PM
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5. It's a shame
that they had to him for just doing what comes naturally.
hope they try to reprogram him so that he can learn to contribute to society, instead of destroying the homes of people too poor to pay for proper pest control.
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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 06:05 PM
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6. Well, DeLay was just doing what comes naturally.
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gardenista Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 08:43 PM
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10. Yep, that's what I mean.
Probably if Delay was doing his job, the termite crime rate would drop sharply.
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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 11:31 AM
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11. And all termites are white!
I think. This one is reportedly white anyway.
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gardenista Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 05:56 PM
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13. Oh. Well that changes everything.
As usual.
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 06:08 PM
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7. termite
"Wood you believe?"
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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 05:41 PM
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14. Same termite indicted for conspiracy.
Claims first indictment for eating house "weak".
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