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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 02:46 PM
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Massagin' it in Penthouse Forum's writings?
G'bye!
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 02:46 PM
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1. Heeeeeeeeee!!!
:bounce:
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 02:47 PM
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2. could this be a
SEX THREAD? :popcorn:
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Enraged_Ape Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 06:12 PM
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16. I always thought your letters were made up, until...
n/t
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 02:48 PM
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3. Wha?
:o
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plcdude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 02:51 PM
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5. o you
know wha
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 02:49 PM
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4. ...
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plcdude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 02:52 PM
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6. playgirl
could lead you to the same activity
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 02:54 PM
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7. Not that I would know about that.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 04:10 PM
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8. I find their forums to be not nearly as informative as LBN
but still more worthwhile than GD
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 04:13 PM
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9. Honestly....
I picked up a girl once like this......

She asked me what I did for a living....

I said, you know Penthouse, the men's mag...

She says Yes....

I say you know the letters... She says yes...

And I say, I write those letters.....

She says really...

I said, I'm the one who always says..... I attend a large midwestern ....

She says.. Oh.....

Then and later,,,
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 04:18 PM
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10. Sorry but I'm sticking' to Playboy.
The girls are beautiful and I don't like gynecological exam pics.
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 04:19 PM
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12. You should use moist towlettes...
Then you won't stick too much.....
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 04:24 PM
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13. Bwahahahah!
:rofl:
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 04:18 PM
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11. Dear forum; normally I wouldn't do something like this, but...
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 05:48 PM
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14. "I never thought I'd be responding to a post like yours, but..."
n/t
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 06:06 PM
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15. Penthouse Forum is the greatest fiction I've ever read.
Typical letter involves some guy stuck in an elevator with some smoking blonde bimbo he's never met; he unzips his pants and of course she goes wild with passion.

I'm waiting for the real life situation, when he sticks his hand in his shorts and the woman starts screaming at the top of her lungs "There's some pervert whacking off in the elevator!!!" And soon after that he gets taken away by the cops.

:evilfrown:
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 06:33 PM
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17. Chrissie Hynde used to ghost-write Penthouse Forum stories...
It was her job before the Pretenders broke it big.
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