Massagin' it in Penthouse Forum's writings?

[Beware the Beast Man]

G'bye!

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. Heeeeeeeeee!!!

[LSK]

2. could this be a

SEX THREAD?

[Enraged_Ape]

16. I always thought your letters were made up, until...

n/t

[redqueen]

3. Wha?

[plcdude]

5. o you

know wha

[dolo amber]

4. ...

[plcdude]

6. playgirl

could lead you to the same activity

[ronnykmarshall]

7. Not that I would know about that.

[JVS]

8. I find their forums to be not nearly as informative as LBN

but still more worthwhile than GD

[WCGreen]

9. Honestly....

I picked up a girl once like this......

She asked me what I did for a living....

I said, you know Penthouse, the men's mag...

She says Yes....

I say you know the letters... She says yes...

And I say, I write those letters.....

She says really...

I said, I'm the one who always says..... I attend a large midwestern ....

She says.. Oh.....

Then and later,,,

[jeff30997]

10. Sorry but I'm sticking' to Playboy.

The girls are beautiful and I don't like gynecological exam pics.

[WCGreen]

12. You should use moist towlettes...

Then you won't stick too much.....

[jeff30997]

13. Bwahahahah!

[no name no slogan]

11. Dear forum; normally I wouldn't do something like this, but...

[Orsino]

14. "I never thought I'd be responding to a post like yours, but..."

n/t

[edbermac]

15. Penthouse Forum is the greatest fiction I've ever read.

Typical letter involves some guy stuck in an elevator with some smoking blonde bimbo he's never met; he unzips his pants and of course she goes wild with passion.

I'm waiting for the real life situation, when he sticks his hand in his shorts and the woman starts screaming at the top of her lungs "There's some pervert whacking off in the elevator!!!" And soon after that he gets taken away by the cops.

[CanuckAmok]

17. Chrissie Hynde used to ghost-write Penthouse Forum stories...

It was her job before the Pretenders broke it big.